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re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:25 am to JiminyCricket
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:25 am to JiminyCricket
She walks into the room naked and holds eye contact while walking up to me.
Seriously, that's it. If anyone needs more than that, I'm not sure their IQ is high enough to legally consent
Seriously, that's it. If anyone needs more than that, I'm not sure their IQ is high enough to legally consent
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Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:28 am to JiminyCricket
Wives don't initiate, they relent.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:28 am to JiminyCricket
Her: is that a banana in your pocket or is it sexy time?
Me: The second one. Just let me eat this banana real quick.
Me: The second one. Just let me eat this banana real quick.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:31 am to JiminyCricket
You’ve got it easy.
Mine one time said I should have known she wanted sex because she wore really short shorts she never wears.
Don’t respond with, so you were asking for it because the outfit you had on?
Mine one time said I should have known she wanted sex because she wore really short shorts she never wears.
Don’t respond with, so you were asking for it because the outfit you had on?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:32 am to JiminyCricket
“Hey, Pep! You still awake?”
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:32 am to JiminyCricket
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How does your wife initiate sex with you?
I can’t remember….
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:36 am to JiminyCricket
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How does your wife initiate sex with you?
She passes out from drinking.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:39 am to JiminyCricket
She kisses goodnight in a way I can tell her false teeth have been taken out and her bosoms are visible below her pajama top...it's kind of hard to explain.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:39 am to OysterPoBoy
I had a discussion one time with some friends and I stated that I find drunk sex to be highly overrated. A wasted woman just doesn’t do it for me. Even if my wife tells me that she plans on drinking that night so if I want to have sex with her when we get home, feel free, I still can’t enjoy it when she’s just blitzed out of her mind. Maybe I’m weird.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:40 am to JiminyCricket
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:41 am to JiminyCricket
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A wasted woman just doesn’t do it for me. Even if my wife tells me that she plans on drinking that night so if I want to have sex with her when we get home, feel free,
So she’s just like I’m gonna drink to blackout, have at it or is she at least awake?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:42 am to JiminyCricket
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Even if my wife tells me that she plans on drinking that night so if I want to have sex with her when we get home, feel free
We have a frick first policy. Do it before we go out drinking, or go to dinner, etc. ales for a more enjoyable evening and no drunk or bloated sex.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:42 am to JiminyCricket
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Almost like she’s asking if I want jelly on my toast or if I want to go for a walk
How is it with the jelly?
And are you a dog?
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We’ll literally be watching tv and it just drops out of the sky like a paratrooper.
Paratroopers drop out the sky and ask if you want to have sex?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:44 am to fr33manator
One tug if she wants sex, 50 tugs if she doesn't.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:46 am to JiminyCricket
Usually a finger in the butt
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:51 am to JiminyCricket
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drunk sex
does not necessarily equal
quote:
blitzed out of her mind
Drunk sex can be a lot of fun.
If my wife is blitzed out of her mind, though, she will likely fall asleep seconds after propositioning.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:58 am to JiminyCricket
I’m confused by the question.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:59 am to billjamin
Due to kids and dogs we have to plan it and that can be pretty brutal. I know many can relate.
Damn I miss the old days sometimes
Damn I miss the old days sometimes
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:05 pm to JiminyCricket
Makes me a sandwich 
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:09 pm to JiminyCricket
Wives initiate sex?
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