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JiminyCricket
McCall Creek
Member since Jun 2017
897 posts

How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful that Mrs Cricket at least does initiate regularly, but she does this thing where she just comes out and asks “would you like to have sex?”
Almost like she’s asking if I want jelly on my toast or if I want to go for a walk. No touching or seductive looks. We’ll literally be watching tv and it just drops out of the sky like a paratrooper.


Stagg8
Rice Fan
Houston
Member since Jan 2005
12904 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
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asking if I want jelly on my toast


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


The Torch
LSU Fan
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
15483 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
My X used to tap me on the head with her forefinger

It worked


Hogwarts
Arkansas Fan
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
16791 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Grabs my baby Hogwarts


JiminyCricket
McCall Creek
Member since Jun 2017
897 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
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My X used to tap me on the head with her forefinger




Which head?


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Shameless
USA Fan
Member since Jan 2017
568 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
My wife usually gets fixed up, puts on some lingerie, slides onto my lap, and asks me if I’m ready to go using only her eyes…

I wish


billjamin
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
3249 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
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“would you like to have sex?”

This. And the answer is always yes.


JiminyCricket
McCall Creek
Member since Jun 2017
897 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Before I got married, I had an older mentor of mine tell me “son, when you get married she’s gonna turn you down a lot, just expect it. But hear me clearly and never forget it, each and every time she propositions you, you better smash like your life depends upon it.”


LSU6262
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2008
6564 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
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wife initiate sex




quote:

asks “would you like to have sex?”


Wait, seriously? This would be awesome.


JiminyCricket
McCall Creek
Member since Jun 2017
897 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Like I said, it could be worse, but sometimes it just catches me off guard. Like going from zero sexual tension half asleep watching criminal minds on a Thursday night to sex in the span of 15 seconds is a serious switch of momentum


el Gaucho
LA-Lafayette Fan
bawcomville
Member since Dec 2010
45106 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Gross dude

This is a Christian server


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WinnPtiger
TCU Fan
Arlington
Member since Mar 2011
19748 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
I don’t have one


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NewIberiaHaircut
LSU Fan
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
10632 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
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wife initiate sex




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St Augustine
Jacksonville Fan
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
57807 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
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she just comes out and asks “would you like to have sex?”


This. Verbatim

It has a 100.00000000000% success rate for her.


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bigpetedatiga
LSU Fan
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8395 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
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How does your wife initiate sex with you?


Image: https://c.tenor.com/yMoGbkuQHsUAAAAM/shaq-laughing.gif



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Commandeaux
LSU Fan
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
6739 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
“Can I suck that dick daddy”


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andouille
LSU Fan
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
9459 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Let me know when you're finished doing the dishes.


billjamin
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
3249 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
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Let me know when you're finished doing the dishes.

I gladly keep doing all the dishes and all the outdoor cooking and we do it 3 times a week, usually with a bonus oral session thrown in. I’ll take that trade off. I like fricking more than I dislike dishes.


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blueridgeTiger
Auburn Fan
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
16259 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
My wife usually says "get that thing out of my face - if you really have to, okay."


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sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3077 posts

re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
She brings me a belt.


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