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How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:49 am
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:49 am
Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful that Mrs Cricket at least does initiate regularly, but she does this thing where she just comes out and asks “would you like to have sex?”
Almost like she’s asking if I want jelly on my toast or if I want to go for a walk. No touching or seductive looks. We’ll literally be watching tv and it just drops out of the sky like a paratrooper.
Almost like she’s asking if I want jelly on my toast or if I want to go for a walk. No touching or seductive looks. We’ll literally be watching tv and it just drops out of the sky like a paratrooper.
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Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:50 am to JiminyCricket
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asking if I want jelly on my toast
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:52 am to JiminyCricket
My X used to tap me on the head with her forefinger
It worked
It worked
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:52 am to JiminyCricket
Grabs my baby Hogwarts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:53 am to The Torch
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My X used to tap me on the head with her forefinger
Which head?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:53 am to JiminyCricket
My wife usually gets fixed up, puts on some lingerie, slides onto my lap, and asks me if I’m ready to go using only her eyes…
I wish
I wish
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:53 am to JiminyCricket
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“would you like to have sex?”
This. And the answer is always yes.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:57 am to billjamin
Before I got married, I had an older mentor of mine tell me “son, when you get married she’s gonna turn you down a lot, just expect it. But hear me clearly and never forget it, each and every time she propositions you, you better smash like your life depends upon it.”
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:00 am to JiminyCricket
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wife initiate sex
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asks “would you like to have sex?”
Wait, seriously? This would be awesome.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:03 am to LSU6262
Like I said, it could be worse, but sometimes it just catches me off guard. Like going from zero sexual tension half asleep watching criminal minds on a Thursday night to sex in the span of 15 seconds is a serious switch of momentum
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:05 am to JiminyCricket
Gross dude
This is a Christian server
This is a Christian server
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:12 am to JiminyCricket
I don’t have one 
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:13 am to JiminyCricket
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wife initiate sex
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:13 am to JiminyCricket
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she just comes out and asks “would you like to have sex?”
This. Verbatim
It has a 100.00000000000% success rate for her.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:15 am to JiminyCricket
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How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:16 am to JiminyCricket
“Can I suck that dick daddy”
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:18 am to billjamin
Let me know when you're finished doing the dishes.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:20 am to andouille
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Let me know when you're finished doing the dishes.
I gladly keep doing all the dishes and all the outdoor cooking and we do it 3 times a week, usually with a bonus oral session thrown in. I’ll take that trade off. I like fricking more than I dislike dishes.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:22 am to JiminyCricket
My wife usually says "get that thing out of my face - if you really have to, okay."
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:24 am to JiminyCricket
She brings me a belt.
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