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re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:13 pm to JiminyCricket
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:13 pm to JiminyCricket
Last night she got up and went to our closet in the middle of the night and came back with a vibrator and said "wake up I'm horny".
True story.
She's definitely turned me down for midnight sex before but I'm 1000% sure I never have
True story.
She's definitely turned me down for midnight sex before but I'm 1000% sure I never have
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Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:14 pm to JiminyCricket
my wife grabbed my cock this morning when i got out of the shower
i wanted to decline because she’s denied me twice in the last two weeks, but my will power was shattered and instantly succumbed to her wishes
she’s playing mind games more than likely to reiterate who really is in control and i’m too weak of a man to fight the resistance
i wanted to decline because she’s denied me twice in the last two weeks, but my will power was shattered and instantly succumbed to her wishes
she’s playing mind games more than likely to reiterate who really is in control and i’m too weak of a man to fight the resistance
This post was edited on 10/9/21 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:15 pm to JiminyCricket
“Go take a shower” out of nowhere. I’m not a sweater, so the only time the wife cares if I’ve showered is to make sure my wang is clean
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:15 pm to JiminyCricket
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How does your wife initiate sex with you?
This scenario doesn't exist.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:15 pm to tiggah1981
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my wife grabbed my cock this morning when i got out of the shower
i wanted to decline because she’s denied me twice in the last two weeks, but my will power was shattered and instantly succumbed to her wishes
Funny how that works. Now try denying her a new pair of shoes
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:16 pm to JiminyCricket
Yes. Usually she grabs my dick in the kitchen or somewhere and then I give her 4 for 4.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:19 pm to CAD703X
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Last night she got up and went to our closet in the middle of the night and came back with a vibrator and said "wake up I'm horny".
That's pretty hot.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:22 pm to CAD703X
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:24 pm to GRTiger
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Last night she got up and went to our closet in the middle of the night and came back with a vibrator and said "wake up I'm horny".
That's pretty hot.
Plot Twist: vibrator is for him
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:33 pm to Upperdecker
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Plot Twist: vibrator is for him
and she keeps it in the closet because it’s too big for the night stand
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:34 pm to JiminyCricket
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Before I got married, I had an older mentor of mine tell me “son, when you get married she’s gonna turn you down a lot, just expect it. But hear me clearly and never forget it, each and every time she propositions you, you better smash like your life depends upon it.”
Several of my friends were sitting around a fire one time. One had just started dating a girl and we asked what was she like. He said she was a good girl. The father of another friend spit into the fire and said "a good girl will put it in for you".
I laugh about that every time I hear someone say "shes a good girl".
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:35 pm to JiminyCricket
She stares at my crotch and drools
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:38 pm to SlidellCajun
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SlidellCajun
I thought you were a woman?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:49 pm to LSUcajun77
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then I give her 4 for 4
I've seen less subtle brags in the quad.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 1:01 pm to TSLG
Well, my kids are finally gone, so she initiates much more now. I can tell by what she wears after a shower and what light after shower spray she is smelling like. Or she just stick's her arse out while we are spooning to go to sleep!
Posted on 10/9/21 at 1:08 pm to JiminyCricket
Wife + Sex = does not compute.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 1:10 pm to JiminyCricket
Majority of the time, one of us will flirt with each other through the day and bring it up, so we know it’s own that night. Although there has been plenty of times where that happens then I get home drink few beers and she’s passed out on the recliner at 8:30.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 1:11 pm to Upperdecker
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Plot Twist: vibrator is for him
I literally spit my drink out. Funniest thing on TD in a while
Posted on 10/9/21 at 1:13 pm to JiminyCricket
I had an ex start putting on a puppet show with her vag and saying “feed me” with a Cookie Monster voice.
We broke up soon thereafter.
We broke up soon thereafter.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 1:15 pm to JiminyCricket
Usually, it's a glass of wine. If she asks for a glass, or has one after the kids go down, she's in the mood. The other is how she lay when we go to bed. If she's spooning, nope. If she is folded into me or draped over me with her head on my chest, it's go time.
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