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Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:29 am to OweO
So I just tried what you suggested and got slapped in the face. Thanks for nothing.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:37 am to sta4ever
Telling them about my van with no windows hasn't worked for sure.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 2:32 am to sta4ever
Be the flame, not the moth. It helps if you're funny. Don't be overly sexual. Buy the girl a couple drinks and see how the night goes. You learn with age. I'm 29 and it's the easiest game in the world now.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 5:19 am to sta4ever
I just grab them by the pussy.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 6:15 am to lsuguy84
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Aren’t you an admitted homosexual?
Posted on 1/15/23 at 6:30 am to sta4ever
There are pick up artist giving tons of free content on social media and internet. I’ve been married over a decade and regretted not learning about them until too late. Only one I can think of is called double your dating.
Anyway, I say let the experts teach you.
Anyway, I say let the experts teach you.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 6:41 am to ColdTurkey
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You learn with age. I'm 29

Posted on 1/15/23 at 6:47 am to sta4ever
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I’m not talking about at the college bars
Start by not eliminating 90% of your soft target audience
Posted on 1/15/23 at 6:54 am to sta4ever
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but at 21+ bars. How do you do it?
You have three opening line options for single adult women over 25 in bars:
“Sorry I’m just coming from my wife’s funeral, she died of cancer she caught while trying to save our puppy rescue operation. Do you mind if I sit here? We rescued our first puppy in the ally behind this bar. We called him sniffles”
“Whether you’re looking to get over your divorce or cheat on your husband I’m here to help. Can I buy you a drink?”
“I know your third wave feminism career driven life isn’t fulfilling. Neither am I, so let’s make a mistake together. How about you buy me a drink and flip the patriarchy on its head”
This post was edited on 1/15/23 at 6:58 am
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:08 am to Richard Grayson
Have a good working partner. One that won’t try to outshine you or act like a creep.
Drop some standards. Are you really out looking for a “wife” tonight ?
Know the dress trends. Cause women sure do.
Get on the damn dance floor. About every social woman knows how to dance.
Drop some standards. Are you really out looking for a “wife” tonight ?
Know the dress trends. Cause women sure do.
Get on the damn dance floor. About every social woman knows how to dance.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:22 am to sta4ever
Just be yourself...as someone already said, if you come across as a fun person to be around, folks will gravitate toward you. And that includes women.
Good luck!
Good luck!
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:29 am to sta4ever
Self effacing humor, women like to laugh.
Also make sure your car keys are on a Porsche or Bently key ring.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:43 am to sta4ever
My strategy was always to find one that hadn't been fricked in a while.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:44 am to BHTiger
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I swear ACC refs are calling this game.
No shite man. Amateur hour.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:47 am to sta4ever
Always get the seat at the corner of the bar, you should be able to see the door as it opens.
As the womenz start coming by or engaging in casual conversation "ignore them", this is the key.
Most women are so insecure that any guy brushing them off offends them and they will up the game, then you work your way into them drawers.
As the womenz start coming by or engaging in casual conversation "ignore them", this is the key.
Most women are so insecure that any guy brushing them off offends them and they will up the game, then you work your way into them drawers.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:56 am to sta4ever
When a girl starts talking to me at the bar, I tell them that I have given up on women because they go nuts when they find out how much money I have.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:01 am to sta4ever
Find a pretty girl. Strike up a conversation, buy her drinks, dance with her. When she’s ready to leave, she will either give you the no body contact hug and/or her friends will cockblock you. Then, return to the bar, find a drunk fatty that doesn’t smell too bad and tell her you have whatever she’s drinking back at your place.
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