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re: How does one go about picking up girls at a bar?

Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:58 am to
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:58 am to
Owe is the pussy whisperer.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68119 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:29 am to
So I just tried what you suggested and got slapped in the face. Thanks for nothing.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17349 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:37 am to
Telling them about my van with no windows hasn't worked for sure.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62807 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 2:04 am to
Smell like weed
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 2:32 am to
Be the flame, not the moth. It helps if you're funny. Don't be overly sexual. Buy the girl a couple drinks and see how the night goes. You learn with age. I'm 29 and it's the easiest game in the world now.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
46747 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 5:19 am to
I just grab them by the pussy.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16478 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 6:15 am to
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Aren’t you an admitted homosexual?


Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
24994 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 6:30 am to
There are pick up artist giving tons of free content on social media and internet. I’ve been married over a decade and regretted not learning about them until too late. Only one I can think of is called double your dating.

Anyway, I say let the experts teach you.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
55646 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 6:41 am to
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You learn with age. I'm 29


Posted by newmexicotiger
Member since Sep 2017
3464 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 6:47 am to
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I’m not talking about at the college bars


Start by not eliminating 90% of your soft target audience
Posted by Richard Grayson
Bestbank
Member since Sep 2022
2149 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 6:54 am to
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but at 21+ bars. How do you do it?


You have three opening line options for single adult women over 25 in bars:

“Sorry I’m just coming from my wife’s funeral, she died of cancer she caught while trying to save our puppy rescue operation. Do you mind if I sit here? We rescued our first puppy in the ally behind this bar. We called him sniffles”

“Whether you’re looking to get over your divorce or cheat on your husband I’m here to help. Can I buy you a drink?”

“I know your third wave feminism career driven life isn’t fulfilling. Neither am I, so let’s make a mistake together. How about you buy me a drink and flip the patriarchy on its head”
This post was edited on 1/15/23 at 6:58 am
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
10906 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:08 am to
Have a good working partner. One that won’t try to outshine you or act like a creep.

Drop some standards. Are you really out looking for a “wife” tonight ?

Know the dress trends. Cause women sure do.

Get on the damn dance floor. About every social woman knows how to dance.
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
6685 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:22 am to
Just be yourself...as someone already said, if you come across as a fun person to be around, folks will gravitate toward you. And that includes women.
Good luck!
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14274 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:28 am to
Posted by Tigerbythetale
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2014
1458 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:29 am to

Self effacing humor, women like to laugh.

Also make sure your car keys are on a Porsche or Bently key ring.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:43 am to
My strategy was always to find one that hadn't been fricked in a while.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:44 am to
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I swear ACC refs are calling this game.


No shite man. Amateur hour.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23511 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:47 am to
Always get the seat at the corner of the bar, you should be able to see the door as it opens.

As the womenz start coming by or engaging in casual conversation "ignore them", this is the key.

Most women are so insecure that any guy brushing them off offends them and they will up the game, then you work your way into them drawers.
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4468 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 7:56 am to
When a girl starts talking to me at the bar, I tell them that I have given up on women because they go nuts when they find out how much money I have.
Posted by brmach
Member since Aug 2012
791 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:01 am to
Find a pretty girl. Strike up a conversation, buy her drinks, dance with her. When she’s ready to leave, she will either give you the no body contact hug and/or her friends will cockblock you. Then, return to the bar, find a drunk fatty that doesn’t smell too bad and tell her you have whatever she’s drinking back at your place.
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