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re: How do you tell your gf or SO that you’d like her to shed a few pounds?

Posted on 8/17/23 at 1:12 pm to
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7582 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 1:12 pm to
Pay her doctor to instruct her to lose weight or her heart will blow out.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37005 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 1:13 pm to
Imply that she is becoming more attractive to men from marginalized communities.

Play fat bottomed girls whenever you have sex.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17408 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

35s in the squat rack.


25s thank you very much!
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
4079 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 1:18 pm to
let her know that you need to replace the shocks on her car, but oddly enough only the drivers side
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15570 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

The same way she tells you that you need to grow your dick 3 inches…you don’t.


It isn't really possible to grow your dick. It's possible for her to lose weight.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 1:25 pm to
So these pills I just bought aren't going to work? Mohammed at the gas station assured Mr they would.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104173 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by Slip Screen
Magnolia, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
2174 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 1:34 pm to
With a helmet on
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
17048 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:04 pm to
When she asks if this dress makes me look fat, just answer it ain't the dress.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5650 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

"For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much."


Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11373 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:12 pm to
Buy a Peleton. When she isn't home place it in the living room. When she comes back home and sees it and looks at you with that, "what is this?" look, just give a couple head nods towards it without saying a word. She should get the hint.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100074 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:31 pm to
I actually dealt with this a couple years ago. She gained some weight and it became hard for me to perform in bed and I just waited until she asked what’s wrong and said “well I’m not being mean but honestly you’ve gained some weight and it’s just not a turn on for me”

She got upset but appreciated the honesty and I told her I love her no matter what but for our sex life to remain constant and enjoyable that both of us need to try to stay reasonably in shape
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
3531 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Found out I had Stage 4. Watch out for that rapid weight loss. Have some med mj for my final days.
add dog dewormer to the mj
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3188 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:32 pm to
Send her a link to this thread. Post updates.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6289 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

I actually dealt with this a couple years ago. She gained some weight and it became hard for me to perform in bed and I just waited until she asked what’s wrong and said “well I’m not being mean but honestly you’ve gained some weight and it’s just not a turn on for me”

She got upset but appreciated the honesty and I told her I love her no matter what but for our sex life to remain constant and enjoyable that both of us need to try to stay reasonably in shape



So I'm guessing she dropped a couple lbs? Good on her if so.
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1347 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

I actually dealt with this a couple years ago. She gained some weight and it became hard for me to perform in bed and I just waited until she asked what’s wrong and said “well I’m not being mean but honestly you’ve gained some weight and it’s just not a turn on for me”

She got upset but appreciated the honesty and I told her I love her no matter what but for our sex life to remain constant and enjoyable that both of us need to try to stay reasonably in shape


How big was she?

I’ve found that plump women are often great in bed.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100074 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133468 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

I’ve found that plump women are often great in bed.
That's because they're just so grateful...
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32004 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:49 pm to
I thought that was in one of their earlier seasons, but yeah I think you're right.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85503 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:59 pm to
get her and you on some diet.

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