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Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:26 am to Chicken
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but it's been 72 hours since I last talked to him...getting worried.
I envision something like the scene with Erlich Bachman in the opium den is going down.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:29 am to Chicken
If it's called the Bangkok Spa, ask if they're from Thailand. If they're not, ask if you can land on the east-west runway.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:33 am to Chicken
Because it's an Asian spa
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 11:34 am
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:34 am to Chicken
I've never heard the name Dhillip
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:35 am to DavidTheGnome
i always tip extra if they don't raugh at me.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:35 am to Chicken
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Dhillip
Looks like you just got him arrested. Great job bro.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:37 am to idlewatcher
So with all the hard work of fixing up the site, all they got was a massage?
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:37 am to Chicken
As a general rule, they are shady. At least where I'm from.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:41 am to LZ83
quote:Dhillip is Chicken and Chicken is Dhillip?
Are you Dhillip?

Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:47 am to Chicken
When they offer extra for $40 and end the offer with "shhhh".
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:48 am to Chicken
any massage parlor with chinese lettering is signaling "handjobs". Hell I dont read chinese but i just assume it says handjobs or ding dong room, something along those lines
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:52 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:related to Kalunda
I've never heard the name Dhillip
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:52 am to dabigfella
Heard a comic on tv say
If your massage parlor has the same hours as a Jack in the Box, youre probably going to jack in the box
If your massage parlor has the same hours as a Jack in the Box, youre probably going to jack in the box
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:55 am to theunknownknight
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It's not worth getting arrested over something silly. You wanna get jacked off, jack yourself off.
How do you get arrested if they start jacking you off without soliciting?
I mean, I'm not going to say no.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:01 pm to theunknownknight
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Bottom line is you have to be clear and tell them you just want a massage

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