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re: How do you know if an Asian spa is one of those shady happy ending places?

Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:19 am to
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14929 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:19 am to
"Hey, do y'all jerk people off in here? No, okay, have a good day."
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17416 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:20 am to
Are you Dhillip?
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25797 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:26 am to
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but it's been 72 hours since I last talked to him...getting worried.


I envision something like the scene with Erlich Bachman in the opium den is going down.
Posted by mikearch
Member since Feb 2007
230 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:29 am to
If it's called the Bangkok Spa, ask if they're from Thailand. If they're not, ask if you can land on the east-west runway.
Posted by Gnarkill
Member since Aug 2017
382 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:31 am to
NSFW

There's a site called "rubmaps" that tells you where all the wack shops are in each city. A buddy of mine that used to travel a lot for work told me about it.
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 11:33 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:32 am to
:idon'tbelieveyougif:
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:33 am to
Because it's an Asian spa
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 11:34 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
30468 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:34 am to
I've never heard the name Dhillip
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
171750 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:35 am to
i always tip extra if they don't raugh at me.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86402 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:35 am to
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Dhillip


Looks like you just got him arrested. Great job bro.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:37 am to
So with all the hard work of fixing up the site, all they got was a massage?
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
15832 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:37 am to
As a general rule, they are shady. At least where I'm from.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
69990 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:41 am to
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Are you Dhillip?
Dhillip is Chicken and Chicken is Dhillip?

Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5730 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:47 am to
When they offer extra for $40 and end the offer with "shhhh".
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:48 am to
any massage parlor with chinese lettering is signaling "handjobs". Hell I dont read chinese but i just assume it says handjobs or ding dong room, something along those lines
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
40336 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:52 am to
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I've never heard the name Dhillip
related to Kalunda
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:52 am to
Great advice
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20301 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:52 am to
Heard a comic on tv say
If your massage parlor has the same hours as a Jack in the Box, youre probably going to jack in the box


Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21115 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 11:55 am to
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It's not worth getting arrested over something silly. You wanna get jacked off, jack yourself off.


How do you get arrested if they start jacking you off without soliciting?

I mean, I'm not going to say no.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
40052 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:01 pm to
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Bottom line is you have to be clear and tell them you just want a massage


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