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re: How do you convince your gf to have a threesome?
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:17 pm to SneezyBeltranIsHere
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:17 pm to SneezyBeltranIsHere
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It is all about creating the right mood:
#1 Put on a movie all ladies like. I suggest Human Centipede.
#2 You want to look cool without trying too hard. Something like a speedo with a mesh tank top.
#3 Have all kinds of liquor on the coffee table and be VERY aggressive, over and over again, that they both keep taking lots of shots.
#4 Cleanliness and grooming go along way. Casually drop into conversation how recently you have washed your sack.
You should have a YouTube channel with this kind of sage advice.
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Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:18 pm to Tortious
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You should have a YouTube channel with this kind of sage advice.
especially this part:
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Casually drop into conversation how recently you have washed your sack.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:20 pm to mthorn2
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Need to have a few drinks and be an awesome boyfriend so the friend notices. Go dancing and see if they dance together intimately. If so, slide in on your girlfriends side. And keep the light drinks flowing. Convince them to leave the club around midnight to head back to the house. See where the night goes between them two. Either they end up kissing and you are in OR they are just friends and you go bang your GF.
In my non-expert opinion this is the play. I would sneak in a joking comment toward the beginning of the night about how you don’t often get to go out with two women. It’s a pretty soft sell but seems like enough to get the gears turning. From there it’s up to them.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:23 pm to RolltidePA
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Sorry bro, can’t help you. Dudes who look like me have to pay for that kind of action.
This post was edited on 7/25/22 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:26 pm to philly444
Have her friend over for drinks and conversation. After everyone starts to feel good, dim the lights just a touch and casually pull out your member. If your girlfriend's friend is startled, tell her there is nothing to be alarmed off as she is in a safe space with friends. Prior to this event, place some soft blankets and pillows along with a change of clothes in your vehicle in case things don't go as planned.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:30 pm to philly444
Start drinking, introduce truth or dare drinking game...you're welcome.
This post was edited on 7/25/22 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:32 pm to beerJeep
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Woah take it easy baw
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Damn bra. You feelin okay?
Phew. Sorry. Flew off the handle there.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:40 pm to philly444
You have to do some Jedi mind trick on her to make her think its her idea.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:41 pm to philly444
There is a whole Seinfeld episode on this. Season six, episode 12.
Oh it's a scene, man!
Oh it's a scene, man!
This post was edited on 7/25/22 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:44 pm to philly444
when yall are just chilling play some threesome porn...ffm of course
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:57 pm to philly444
Molly. Or the og stuff. Makes everyone touchy Feely then gives you an out afterwards.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:59 pm to philly444
I'll do a threesome with you and your wife...but only if you will watch! You can be there, thus the threesome, but you can't participate in any sexual activity.
I'll give your wife something she has NEVER had before!
I'll give your wife something she has NEVER had before!
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:59 pm to philly444
This is child's play.
Strike up conversation about this girl and her past with your gf. About their history and such. Seem interested. Then in a very obviously "joking" voice... Ask her what plans she has for the three of y'all down here. Ask with a little head nod or something that lets her know you are being perverted but not pushing. Maybe throw in a wink wink nudge nudge if she has a sense of humor and y'all know the reference. She will most likely slap you on the shoulder or something and say yuck no or insult you, but play it off as a joke and just laugh with it.
If she doesn't seem to have a problem, that would be the opening she needed or wanted to say bring it up. Be careful though... She might trap ya with it "wouldn't you like that" or something. In which case, if you quickly answer yes... You would have bombed your chances. The answer to that question is always "Babe, you know my eyes for you only. I was just joking about you and her..." That dodges the bullet and potentially create another opening for her to think about it.
Edit: If y'all go out drinking, make sure y'all continue the party at home. At one point when everyone is nice and tipsy, grab your gf hand and say you are going to go borrow her for a few minutes and go to drag her into the bedroom. Her friend might ask if she could join or even your gf might offer. If not, go get laid and make sure she is loud as hell.
Strike up conversation about this girl and her past with your gf. About their history and such. Seem interested. Then in a very obviously "joking" voice... Ask her what plans she has for the three of y'all down here. Ask with a little head nod or something that lets her know you are being perverted but not pushing. Maybe throw in a wink wink nudge nudge if she has a sense of humor and y'all know the reference. She will most likely slap you on the shoulder or something and say yuck no or insult you, but play it off as a joke and just laugh with it.
If she doesn't seem to have a problem, that would be the opening she needed or wanted to say bring it up. Be careful though... She might trap ya with it "wouldn't you like that" or something. In which case, if you quickly answer yes... You would have bombed your chances. The answer to that question is always "Babe, you know my eyes for you only. I was just joking about you and her..." That dodges the bullet and potentially create another opening for her to think about it.
Edit: If y'all go out drinking, make sure y'all continue the party at home. At one point when everyone is nice and tipsy, grab your gf hand and say you are going to go borrow her for a few minutes and go to drag her into the bedroom. Her friend might ask if she could join or even your gf might offer. If not, go get laid and make sure she is loud as hell.
This post was edited on 7/25/22 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 7/25/22 at 3:03 pm to Chingon Ag
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casually pull out your member
Works every time
Posted on 7/25/22 at 3:10 pm to philly444
go out and have everyone get smashed.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 3:11 pm to DolphinDaddy
Like you have a wife
Posted on 7/25/22 at 3:13 pm to USMCguy121
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go out and have everyone get smashed.
Don’t overdo it tho. Your dick might not work. Or one of the chicks, or both, might pass out. Find their happy medium.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 3:13 pm to philly444
Just go for it dude. Don’t listen to these losers. Shooters shoot
Posted on 7/25/22 at 3:14 pm to USMCguy121
According to documentaries I have seen, you work to bang the friend, knowing that your G/F might catch you. When she enters the room, she will initially protest, but you'll keep stroking the friend. Your G/F will make eye contact with her friend, and will say, "actually, this is kind of hot" while taking off her top.
That's about as far as I made it, will go re-watch it now.
That's about as far as I made it, will go re-watch it now.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 3:15 pm to Lutcher Lad
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I'll give your wife something she has NEVER had before!
An STD ?
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