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Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:27 pm to WB Davis
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Mine was playing pickup basketball
Broke my right thumb for the first time trying to steal the ball.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:34 pm to WB Davis
Motocross...shredded knee.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:34 pm to WB Davis
In 1999, I was racing dirt bikes and screwed up bad on the face of what was about a 60ft jump. I was going too fast and tried to scrub some speed. I landed about 10ft past the landing on my head and the bike bounced off of me. I was knocked out, broken collar bone, dislocated shoulder, post labrum tear in the same shoulder, 3 broken ribs, and a collapsed lung.
And again and freaking 41 years old I ate shite on the bike again. Didn't hit the ground quite as hard, but my body clearly can't take the impact as well as it used to. Didn't hit my head this time, but broke 7 ribs, collapsed lung, and had a hematoma on my kidney that was bleeding.
And again and freaking 41 years old I ate shite on the bike again. Didn't hit the ground quite as hard, but my body clearly can't take the impact as well as it used to. Didn't hit my head this time, but broke 7 ribs, collapsed lung, and had a hematoma on my kidney that was bleeding.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:50 pm to WB Davis
Fought a Poulan chainsaw and lost.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:19 pm to WB Davis
Left Achilles tendon ruptured playing softball.
Right Achilles tendon ruptured during shuttle run in a boot camp class.
Tore right pec muscle doing bench press.
Right Achilles tendon ruptured during shuttle run in a boot camp class.
Tore right pec muscle doing bench press.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:21 pm to WB Davis
10th Grade
Compound fracture of left ankle - basketball
Compound fracture of left ankle - basketball
Posted on 12/20/22 at 4:03 am to WB Davis
Shattered my hand knee boarding after wrapping the rope around my hand to swing out faster and forgetting to undo before going for a barrel roll. When the slack was gone, so was every bone in my hand.
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:25 am to WB Davis
Slipped and fell in a boat, broke three ribs.
Boat ride to the landing was the worst
Boat ride to the landing was the worst
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:29 am to WB Davis
Tore my ACL and meniscus wakeboarding. Got some sick air, but my weight came forward landing straight up with my knee locked. I knew it right away.
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:44 am to WB Davis
When I was 2, I pulled the cord of a pressure cooker and it flew off the shelf and blew up on me. My mom said it looked like I had been hit with napalm.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:09 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Oof. Thats kind of a freak accident. When I was on 85s I used to ride on the balls of my feet a lot. I came up short and cased a 60ft double, sprained the hell out of my right ankle. Always rode on the arch of my feet after that one.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:12 pm to kaleidoscoping
Motocross crash. Broken back.
17 years of racing and my old arse feeling it now
17 years of racing and my old arse feeling it now
Posted on 12/22/22 at 9:51 pm to WB Davis
Hunting accident, 7mm-08 through the neck. I don’t recommend.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 9:59 pm to WB Davis
When my kid was 2 she slammed a wooden Fisher Price telephone into my balls. It became very swollen and crushed a bunch of the man plumbing causing me to have a hydrocele requiring surgery. During the operation they drained approximately a quart of blood and other fluids out of my sack.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 10:07 pm to WB Davis
I've never had what I'd call a serious injury, but I've had more than my share of moderate injuries, mostly from being a big klutz. The gnarliest thing was an abscess in the palm of my hand that was lanced in a similar fashion to Stephen Dorff in The Gate. That and a corneal abrasion are definitely the 2 most painful things I've ever felt.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 10:17 pm to WB Davis
Fell out of a tree my mom told me not to climb. Caught myself on the top of an old school chain link fence. 40 stitches and 40 years later you can still see the scar.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 10:23 pm to WB Davis
I fought a router earlier this year. It won
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If I didn't have a sweater on, it would have probably run up my wrist and done more damage. I was alone and if that had happened there was a real chance I could have bled out. The sleeves saved me. I drove myself to the ER which was also not very fun.
This was the bit which is way too aggressive to be on a palm router. It was a stupid decision and I knew it before I even started.

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If I didn't have a sweater on, it would have probably run up my wrist and done more damage. I was alone and if that had happened there was a real chance I could have bled out. The sleeves saved me. I drove myself to the ER which was also not very fun.
This was the bit which is way too aggressive to be on a palm router. It was a stupid decision and I knew it before I even started.

Posted on 12/22/22 at 10:45 pm to WB Davis
Wakeskating…a wakeboard without bindings..,tried to jump wake to wake. Landed with 1 foot on the board. The board rotated causing a spiral fracture of the femur. Floated in the water for an hour holding the swim platform cause there was no f’n way to get back in the boat like that. Medics finally scooped me out of the lake. Intrafemoral rod installed. Can feel it just about every day.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 11:30 pm to madmaxvol
Damn son, i thought you just discovered a new dinosaur.
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