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re: How depressing is it to graduate college a virgin?

Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by Pecker
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Member since May 2015
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Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:46 pm to
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Im overweight, but not obese




I can help you through this and take you to the Promised Land. But it's going to take some work.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16038 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:46 pm to
Ha... what a loser


You may as well start paying for it
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30039 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:46 pm to
Got a girl you can date baw.

Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:46 pm to
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Im overweight, but not obese

You should seek advice from LNCHBOX. He is like you and was able to land a Nurse! Just ask him, he'll tell you how hard it is to be a nurse.
Posted by BobaFett
Member since Jun 2017
7 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:47 pm to
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Breesus

What is there to look forward to in life after college? working a miserable job and going back to my one bedroom appartment?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34331 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:47 pm to
Alter
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131768 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:47 pm to
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I never got with a girl during my “prime years” in high school or college


I know this is an alter, but you think those are your "prime years"? lol

Your prime years for sex are more likely your late 20s and early 30s, when you actually have disposable income, a wider age range of women to choose from, and women at that age really stop giving a frick about treating sex as special and just want to get laid.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151567 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:48 pm to
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going back to my one bedroom appartment?
get a 2 bedroom when you get a real job
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:49 pm to
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You should seek advice from LNCHBOX. He is like you and was able to land a Nurse! Just ask him, he'll tell you how hard it is to be a nurse.


Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:49 pm to
If you hold on to this mindset now, you'll never change. After you graduated high school you probably said the same thing. When you turn 30 you'll talk about how you wasted your 20's, etc

You gotta get out of the mindset that you're too old and your time has passed or it will plague you for your life
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:49 pm to
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What is there to look forward to in life after college?


Money. No homework. Adult life. Starting your real life, Etc...

quote:

working a miserable job and going back to my one bedroom appartment?



If your job is miserable, that's your fault. Find something you like. Go join something. Kickball, running club, become a bar fly, get involved in a charity or civic improvement, etc...
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:51 pm to
Dude, you need to just find something. ANYTHING, cause I think busting that first nut will relieve the pressure you put on yourself.

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The thing is, isn’t it too late for me? I never got with a girl during my “prime years” in high school or college. I feel like I missed out on life. It will be much harder to meet girls now. Is my life over?


A single man in his 30s is his "prime years", if you take care of yourself. You'll be having young ones, ones your age, and cougars all over you.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:52 pm to
I dunno
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30039 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:52 pm to
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Im overweight, but not obese




This is the shittiest cop out ever.

Any guy can land damned near any woman with a little effort.

1) Smell good. Shower and don't coat yourself in cologne.
2) Brush your teeth.
3) Hair should be neat or purposely messy.
4) Don't look greasy.
5) Dress with purpose.
6) Carry yourself like a man.
7) Confidence.
8) Humor.
9) Smile.

It isn't that damned hard. Be kind. Be funny. Be sweet. And kind of be a dick to keep her on her toes.
This post was edited on 6/13/17 at 2:58 pm
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40399 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:52 pm to
Tinder
Posted by BobaFett
Member since Jun 2017
7 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

TheIndulger

How can I make use of my 20s?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45546 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:53 pm to
Just stick your dick in a warm bucket of shucked oysters if you want to see how it feels.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19252 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:53 pm to
I will agree with the general sentiment of prime dating years are mid-late 20s. I settled down once I turned 30. I had more fun in mid-20s then either HS or college. My single friends are in their 30s and still having a good time. The idea of HS or even college as the peak is a small town mentality.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:56 pm to
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How can I make use of my 20s?



Are you looking for tips on how to get pussy? Or is your life just shitty in general?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:57 pm to
Did you do drugs in college? Drugs are super fun, you could look forward to doing more drugs.
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