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re: How depressing is it to graduate college a virgin?

Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:29 pm to
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:29 pm to
Thought you were too good for a slumpbuster?

Bet you know better now.
Posted by thetigerman
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Member since Sep 2006
3630 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:29 pm to
If you can't get laid in college, you ain't tryin.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:30 pm to
I know people who did not make it out of elementary school as a virgin.

This seems like an obvious troll, but if you are serious . . .

GTFO. You have Tinder and Match and every other thing you can imagine. Your pool of available lovers is larger in numbers and geographically broader than any generation in history. Get out and meet some people.
This post was edited on 6/13/17 at 5:31 pm
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Thought you were too good for a slumpbuster?


Everyone is someone's slumpbuster.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91667 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:53 pm to
Easy, lower your standards, just get the first one out the way. You'll be fine after that.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33903 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:56 pm to
I see gayness in your future
Posted by Paradiddler
in a groove
Member since Jul 2016
1320 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 6:59 pm to
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39645 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 7:35 pm to
Not even a kiss? That's basically impossible. This is so fake
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

ATM machine.




Wut??
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 6:12 am to
I'll bet your hand hurts.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45996 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 6:21 am to
quote:

How depressing is it to graduate college a virgin?


Very

quote:

I graduated college and I didn’t get any action. Not even a kiss. I cant remember the last time I danced with a girl. I feel like a failure as a male human being. I feel shitty because a lot of my friends have slept with multiple girls/ are in ltr relationships. Most girls don’t even notice me. I feel bad when I see guys dancing with their dates at bars or functions and Im always by myself. Some of my friends make fun of me for it too.


Are your friends on suicide watch?

quote:

The thing is, isn’t it too late for me? I never got with a girl during my “prime years” in high school or college. I feel like I missed out on life. It will be much harder to meet girls now. Is my life over?



OT answer: yes your life is over because you are a beta. You might as well sign up for a mail order bride and start roatating through them every 2 years.

Real answer: There is a lot more to life than sex. You'll be fine.



Oh BTW, ALTER ALERT!


Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8937 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 6:23 am to
You are unworthy of the name BobaFett.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 7:18 am to
Think about it like this, even your dad got some pussy and he is a loser for having raised you. So that puts you under your loser dad, which is pretty damn bad.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 7:19 am to
Walt alt?
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 7:24 am to
Is it me or have alters become less entertaining than in the past?

I'll give dingleberry (drewberry) his props. He may of been retarded, but I laughed a few times.
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
17210 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 7:48 am to
If it's my daughter, it's a great thing. If it's my son it's "are you fricking gay?"
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 7:16 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/27/17 at 7:17 pm
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

BobaFatt
FTFY
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