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How Common Is The Stereotypical Horny Housewife?

Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:21 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:21 pm
My neighborhood is mostly older people and I am not aware of any stay at home moms, but how many of you live around a "stereotypical horny housewife"?
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2332 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:22 pm to
I live right by your mom, and she's horny as hell.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:22 pm to
Why don't you roll around your hood and ask?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64682 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:23 pm to
You watch too much porn.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151559 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:23 pm to
Dude you aren't ever getting laid again. Give it up. You struck gold with your ex and should have kept her around. Lightening won't strike twice Bubba.


But good luck
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:23 pm to
I know of more "typical" horny nurses than housewives.

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:23 pm to
They're all horny until they see the wheelchair.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:23 pm to
What about single mothers under age 30 who don't work? I have a few of those I can send your way. They're always DTF.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

Why don't you roll around your hood and ask?

Too many speed bumps.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:24 pm to
Does your ding dong even ring anymore?

Serious question.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:24 pm to
It's a thread started by you but I'll give my honest opinion.


Depends on the age and how often they are getting it.


A woman over 35 likes to frick more than a man over 35. I think that's the age where the two lines on the graph meet.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:24 pm to
are you looking for a percentage or some madeup story like you always put on here?
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9392 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:26 pm to
My first wife fit the description. Except when I was at home.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

You struck gold with your ex and should have kept her around


My ex? WTF are you talking about?

SS, I just thought about this. You ever got that $300 from the old man who didn't pay you? What kind of work are you doing these days?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:31 pm to
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
7840 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

I know of more "typical" horny nurses than housewives


Nurses are straight up freaks
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

My first wife fit the description. Except when I was at home.


Oh? You caught her with the neighbor?
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4614 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 1:03 pm to
According to sidebar ads, there are dozens of them in my area.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 1:07 pm to
quote:


Nurses are straight up freaks



This. Crazy as hell too.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 1:07 pm to
quote:


Nurses are straight up freaks



This. Crazy as hell too.
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