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re: How bad would an NFL team beat the shite out of the best soccer team in the world?

Posted on 7/3/26 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
26927 posts
Posted on 7/3/26 at 10:10 pm to
It has to be a bar fight. The sockser guys would be dead meat.
Posted by PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
Member since Oct 2025
660 posts
Posted on 7/3/26 at 10:19 pm to
Werent you on here talking about doggystyle issues recently? Wtf kind of threads are these

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Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198087 posts
Posted on 7/3/26 at 10:22 pm to
Bar fight im taking the puck heads
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33866 posts
Posted on 7/3/26 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

Everyone wants to say that soccer players are great athletes. They would get smoked in a fight.


Only one sport wears pads.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6604 posts
Posted on 7/3/26 at 11:08 pm to
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11 best heavyweight strikers vs entire team, I might still take the UFC. It’s going to be lights out for most of them the first time hands hit them, and half the team won’t even have the size to make an impact(secondary, receivers, qb’s, kicker, punter). How many players have the ability to damage a UFC fighter in a few punches?


You've watched too many movies. One UFC fighter isn't brining down 5 NFLers.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36636 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 12:45 am to
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Everyone wants to say that soccer players are great athletes. They would get smoked in a fight.



Floyd Mayweather is 5'6 and would beat the shite out of every NFL player in a fight.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36636 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 12:55 am to
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has to be a bar fight. The sockser guys would be dead meat.




If we were to change the parameters of the debate to fan bases, then I can guarantee you that a group of soccer hooligans would destroy a group of NFL fans in a bar fight.



While singing "Mr. Brightside" in unison.
This post was edited on 7/4/26 at 12:55 am
Posted by lourob
Lower LA
Member since Jun 2014
139 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 3:23 am to
You prolly watch MrBeast huh?
Posted by SecGamer
Member since Jan 2026
593 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 3:26 am to
You’re more embarrassing than Deeprig. Y’all related or just alter egos?
Posted by Downeast12
Member since Jun 2022
1140 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 6:06 am to
quote:

Uga Alum


No way this part is true
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18224 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 7:28 am to
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why would you think about this?
and then post it on a message board.

I’m figuring OP to be about 12 years old.

These are the kinds of things adolescents ponder.
This post was edited on 7/4/26 at 7:29 am
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20603 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 7:54 am to
quote:

NFL players usually only beat up women
Women.....soccer players.....

Tomato tomahto
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
10013 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:00 am to
Hockey wears pads too……
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 7:30 pm to
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In a fight.


You want a football team to fight a soccer team? There is a punter of kicker on a football team who might get skull drugged by a soccer player so...

But you are talking two different sports that require different abilities. This is like saying "I bet a boxer would beat the shite out of a lacrosse player".

Anyway. Dark, I saw this thread and decided to answer the question before asking my question.


I know this sounds like some kid shite, but I started building Lego Technic sets. Long story short someone suggested to me when I experience elevated stress. At first I thought they were out of their mind .. Lego? They want me to play with kid toys to lower my stress level? But I gave it a try and after I put together my first set and I actually was into it so I will buy one from time to time and do it.

My dad used to build planes (Military planes) and ships. They were scaled pretty big and took him a long time. I need to find it, but I still have a ship he build where the sides open up and the cannons come out, but I need to look around to find it. His projects too a long time, especially when he started getting sick. He would come home from work and go in his shop and work on them. The details were amazing. The sets he bought was mostly the add on.. The ship for example, it came with the cannons, the sails, etc but he had to get his own wood, there was a certain type he preferred to used, cut out the pieces, sand it down, stain it, etc. Sometimes it would take him a year and a half, I think the ship took him almost two years, etc.

He build this huge table that you could turn sideways to make it easy to store to the side or wherever, he covered it with some sort of green turf like material.. but it was thin. Anyway, we were going to put a train on it and then build a city. Something that we could do together over the years, etc.. But then he started getting sick and it started to become an afterthought. He ended up giving the table to a guy he worked with.. And I was in my preteen/early teen years and although I thought it was cool, I had other interest. Although I couldn't really play them, sports has always been my thing.. Still is, but I started to get the itch to build a model train city.. I know this is long just to ask a question, but since you are familiar with models, is there a certain brand of models that would be good for this? To build houses, businesses, etc.. some vehicles, etc?
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
10605 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 7:46 pm to
I suspect these world-class soccer players are enjoying pretty decent lives regardless and wouldn’t really care if they could “beat up” NFL players.

Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10385 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:54 pm to
Totally different sports and what stupid post.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
45427 posts
Posted on 7/6/26 at 12:28 am to
quote:

This is like asking how bad would a baseball team beat a basketball team.


Pretty bad if they get to use their bats
Posted by VerbalKint
Member since Jun 2017
4309 posts
Posted on 7/6/26 at 1:15 am to
quote:

How bad would an NFL team beat the shite out of the best soccer team in the world?



This thread gives off, the OP, is a mongoloid vibe.
Posted by IamNotaRobot
OKC
Member since Nov 2021
2080 posts
Posted on 7/6/26 at 2:40 am to
Soccer is communist go USA
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20256 posts
Posted on 7/6/26 at 3:15 am to
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Am NFL knows zero about soccer and would get devastated

It’s like saying some karate guy or tai kwando guy could beat one of the top MMA guys in a fight.
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