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re: How bad is a vasectomy?

Posted on 11/13/21 at 11:49 am to
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23330 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 11:49 am to
Exactly what the Muslims want so they can outnumber Christians
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Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38261 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 11:59 am to
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Can confirm. Got a Valium and a norco to take before, never an issue. Didn’t feel anything.

You absolutely dont need to go under, you’re raising your bill for absolutely no reason My doc asked if i wanted to and i said nah and he said good, really only about 5% of my patients want that
Posted by UnoDelgado
Covington
Member since Nov 2019
619 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:36 pm to
Easier than a root canal. More than worth it to never wear a condom again.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5359 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:44 pm to
Just the thought of it is enough to cause to me to cancel the surgery 4 times. Maybe the 5th time I’ll grow a pair and go get em snipped.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 1:47 pm to
Not as bad as a rubber!
Posted by clickboom
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2012
236 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 3:32 pm to
They offered nitrous oxide for mine and I gladly accepted. Best decision I have ever made. I huffed so much nitrous I was running around in a cartoon world. It was amazing.
Posted by MAROON
Houston
Member since Jul 2012
2137 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 3:36 pm to
very easy procedure. The hot young nurse shaving my balls was a nice plus. Do it the week of March Madness. Sit home on frozen peas and watch hoop and not get called on to do any honey-do's
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2693 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 4:09 pm to
The doctor that did mine claims he did his own!
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
13209 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 4:23 pm to
Your ice pack is frozen peas still in the bag.. Thank me later.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 4:33 pm to
The procedure? Nothing. Nerve deadening injections due to deformed epididymus from procedure? fricking sucks.

Do it the week of the British Open. You’re sleep schedule will be fricked anyways might as well lay in bed and watch golf at 4am
This post was edited on 11/13/21 at 4:35 pm
Posted by Crisprdestroyer
Member since Sep 2017
693 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 4:45 pm to
Getting out the game is easy. Getting back in is an expensive kick in the nuts. Imagine a painful eggplant in your pants
Posted by ethan_fischer
Member since Oct 2019
5 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 5:41 pm to
Procedure is usually a piece of cake.

1-2% of the time it gives you chronic (permanent) scrotal pain

1% of the time it gives you prostate cancer.

Sources:

Chronic Pain LINK

Prostate Cancer LINK
This post was edited on 11/13/21 at 5:43 pm
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
17501 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 6:07 pm to
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Just the thought of it is enough to cause to me to cancel the surgery 4 times. Maybe the 5th time I’ll grow a pair and go get em snipped.


Im a giant pussy when it comes to needles and medical procedures. I can honestly say that my vasectomy was a walk in the park. Nothing to it. If youre wanting to get it done, dont let fear be the reason you dont.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17426 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 7:46 pm to
My insurance covered anesthesia at 100% so I took a nap during the procedure

Was sore for 3 days. Sat on couch playing video games with ice on my balls and a bourbon next to me
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
9355 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 8:17 pm to
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The worst part is the nurse having to hold your dick out of the way so it doesn’t flop down while the doc is cutting your sack open. Just hope it isn’t a male nurse!


The nurse taped mine to my stomach. That was weird.

The worst part was shaving "the area" beforehand. I no doubt shaved more than I needed to, but I didn't know what the hell they wanted and didn't want to have to sit there while a nurse cleaned up my failure.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
25640 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 10:32 pm to
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How bad is a vasectomy?

it's not...

the "pain" is equivalent to getting hit in the nuts, which subsides pretty quickly after the procedure, and as long as you do your aftercare correctly (sitting on frozen peas/corn/etc) for a few days, you'll be up and at 'em very soon after... best decision I've made in a long time getting mine done
Posted by The Great Hambino
Madison, MS
Member since Dec 2014
114 posts
Posted on 11/14/21 at 1:19 am to
Wasn’t bad. Poppin those first few nuts with blood in them freaked me out. Doc forgot to tell me about that little nugget.

Get it done on a Friday. Keep ice on your balls. It will be fine.
Posted by PeppaPig
NWA
Member since Sep 2021
178 posts
Posted on 11/14/21 at 1:25 am to
Not bad at all..TG I did that back in the day. Have 3 daughters and couldn't be happier.
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12743 posts
Posted on 11/14/21 at 6:42 am to
Multiple threads on this already. Bottom line: No big deal unless you're a wuss.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9120 posts
Posted on 11/14/21 at 6:59 am to
Does this change load volume?
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