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re: Houston Votes To Ban 'Sex Robot Brothel' From Opening

Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:15 pm to
Sorry losers
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18547 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Does your laptop have a fleshlight attached to it?


ha... no...



no...
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39880 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:21 pm to
quote:


Tons of raids at strip clubs, stepped up sex trafficking charges, increased prostitution stings etc.





Go off any street in Chinatown or off bissonett/ 59 and we will not notice a difference in enforcement
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
34099 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:22 pm to
Who knew hookers has such a strong union in TX?

BTW, this is the fall out of #metoo when even sex which, at the time appeared 100% consensual, can be weaponized LITERALLY decades after it occurred.

It may not be their first choice, but guys will just as soon get a handjob from a robot instead of worrying about the potential fallout from sexual activity with a real woman.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120069 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

How do they clean these things?



That's a damn good question. Personally, anything less than sticking them in boiling water with peroxide in it, for a few seconds, would be unacceptable.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:27 pm to
I think it has to do with building the perfect woman. One who is physically the mythical OT 10 and is loyal but dirtier than a $2 whore on rent day.

And if she's not making sandwiches on gameday she's sitting at her charging station keeping her mouth shut.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47192 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:28 pm to
I guess everyone will have to go to the chinese spa and bang the trafficked women now.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133286 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:33 pm to
These aren’t “sex robots”


These are “vagyborgs”
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27623 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:35 pm to
Why not Houston you suck at everything already

Thanks DFW
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50486 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

'Sex Robot Brothel'


How would this work? Would they just spray them with that shite the bowling alley uses on it's rental shoes after each use?
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:38 pm to
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'Sex Robot Brothel' From Opening by OweO


Serious ? - who the frick is gonna clean the robots after each use?

***just read through thread. Thank God others saw this issue as well...I mean WTF?!?
This post was edited on 10/4/18 at 1:40 pm
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3647 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:41 pm to
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at any business in the city.


What if someone decides to open a human/robot interactive research center where test subjects donate and participate in studies?

Is a research center considered a business if they publish papers on their work? They could team up with the folks from the group-of-scholars-trolls-academic-journals thread to help them publish research.
Posted by al_cajun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
2442 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:43 pm to
Well that does it for me. I am moving back to Louisiana.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6340 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:57 pm to
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How do they clean these things?

Do the manufacturers have a prescribed protocol for hygiene? Is that based on use by only one person, the owner? Will the city need to revise and expand those protocols to accommodate many multiple users?

Can the, no doubt highly trained well paid, and capable, staff be trusted to administer these rigorous protocols?

The whole thing is fraught with the danger of an STF Pandemic that will make AIDS pale in comparison.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
53691 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:58 pm to
this is why sexually oriented businesses are owned by shady people... those are the ones who don't mind paying bribes

but yeah this is what they made Katy and Sugar Land for
Posted by nolatiger711
Metairie, LA
Member since Oct 2009
773 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:59 pm to
I bet this would have a line out the door if located near Bourbon in NOLA.

If I read it correctly, the business is modeled as a showroom that sells the robots. For a fee, you can try one (or more) out like you would an expensive car. It's also supposed to be a contactless system. You set up your trial time and pay a machine, then you are directed to the room where the doll is set up for your test run. No judgmental looks from staff guaranteed. The scary thing is on their website they talk about how well they clean up between trials, but then recommends protection just incase.
Posted by Brisketeer
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
1629 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 2:00 pm to
This has to be a huge troll job.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107513 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 2:05 pm to
Glad this failed. Virtually no way to verify the ages of these robots. Sickening.
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Go off any street in Chinatown or off bissonett/ 59 and we will not notice a difference in enforcement


59/Westpark and Foundren after hours clubs
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100377 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 2:12 pm to
Prostitute and stripper lobby must be pretty stout in Houston
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