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re: Hooking up with meh chicks

Posted on 8/19/19 at 6:57 am to
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55372 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 6:57 am to
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I never understood why guys acted like having steady poon from a 5 is something they want nothing to do without

I would much rather have a FWB situation with a 5 than go months while waiting for an 8 or higher.
you don't really hear about or from those guys... Outside of the blogosphere, men who are 8s drive the conversation. No one wants to admit they're a 5 unless they're really a 2
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:02 am to
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Do all you can while you can, once you get older youll be haunted by all the strange you didn't get that you possibly could've. Trust me


shite. Felt that as soon as I left undergrad. Never an easier time/place. Passed on way too much poon due to high standards. Passed on a lot of average looking college chicks.
This post was edited on 8/19/19 at 7:04 am
Posted by swift
Member since Jul 2019
632 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:03 am to
Sounds like you don’t have any game.
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:03 am to
1. Go enjoy college with the bros

2. Don’t worry about the chicks. Invest in yourself instead. Spend that time at the gym, taking online courses on investment, real estate etc, pick up some hobbies.

3. You have to understand that online dating over the last few years is more about helping the 5 and less get guys. Don’t waste your time on it.

4. When it happens, it will happen. There is enough food in this world for an ant to get food and enough for a whale.

5. You will get a girl when you least expect it but you will regret all the time you chased it. Never chase girls. They can smell that. Instead, they will come to you if you invest in yourself and do your own things.

6. Once you get a girl, still don’t make her your number 1 priority or else she will sense that desperation and run away. Still do your own things but invite her along to half of them.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103832 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:22 am to
You’re trying too hard because their hotness intimidates you
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30431 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:24 am to
When I was young 20's early 30's I'd smash anything I could, ugly fat, hot didn't matter.

Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:28 am to
This post was edited on 8/19/19 at 7:29 am
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:29 am to
Tinder and Bumble are all fat poor chicks now. I can confirm OP having used it in different states.

The real good girls are out in real life.
This post was edited on 8/19/19 at 7:31 am
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:59 am to
Sounds like your friends might have hormonal problems. Some of the greatest experiences of my life have been with fours and fives. It's damn sure better than wacking your tally.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:10 am to
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shite. Felt that as soon as I left undergrad. Never an easier time/place. Passed on way too much poon due to high standards. Passed on a lot of average looking college chicks.




The worst is when you get in your 40's and run into some of those that were average looking in college, but look fantastic now.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
11156 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:16 am to
Practice makes perfect.


Hott girls on tinder have 20+ matches at any given time. More in higher populated areas. You have to not only be unique but also avoid all scumbaggery and pervertedness unless she initiates it.

You need to work on your dick game with the average girls and teach yourself instead of doing what you see on porn. This means eyes open and watching body language.

Dont eat the actual pussy, dum dum. Learn how to lick the clitoris. Always lead with oral unless she tells you not to. Perception is reality and you are there to please her. Getting your d wet is the reward.

Learn different personalities, when to be clingy and attentive and when not to be.

Clingy girls will seem annoying when you're young but it's way better to have one than an inattentive girl that texts twice a day.

Ditch the psychos when they start acting crazy, not after their 3rd chance to not be psycho.

A first kiss will make or break you when dating at or above your league. You better be above average and put or fake some passion into that shite.

That's all i got off the top of my head.

Sincerely,

Ugly guy that's been with more women than you.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:47 am to
Poes ain't got a face.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22016 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:53 am to
Especially since the amount of pussy you get after marriage decreases exponentially with time.

Trust me!
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3571 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:54 am to
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I just turned 21


Posted by LSUGRAD2008
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2018
490 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 9:02 am to
Are you BooKrewes brother?
Posted by NFLU7
Houston, Tx
Member since Jan 2016
1363 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 9:05 am to
I'm guessing you're a bit older but there are a ton of attractive girls on Tinder that are down for easy hookups. Maybe you're out of touch but almost everyone single I know has Tinder/Bumble
Posted by stateofplay
Member since Sep 2018
1504 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 9:17 am to
I met a chick on the street once, talked her up and asked for her number.

She declined and took mine, I thought she was turning me down easy.

3 weeks later she texted me out the blue acting interested but when I asked her out she said "Maybe"

I deleted the number.

What im trying to say young man is it may not be you mostly a lot of women give their number out for an ego boost etc, especially while young.

Just keep trying and don't think too much on it cause on the other hand i have convinced women to sleep with me after talking for an hour. Women are different and have weird emotions, you have to catch the right one at the right time.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 9:59 am to
Then what should ugly fat dudes do ? I have confidence just not much to look at. But pretty girls have been friendly to me
Posted by CSB
Member since May 2014
1228 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 10:05 am to
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teach yourself instead of doing what you see on porn.


quote:

Always lead with oral


Well, which one is it boss?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 10:18 am to
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Then what should ugly fat dudes do ? I have confidence just not much to look at. But pretty girls have been friendly to me



Get fit, dress better, and actually get confidence. Nothing from your posts would indicate that you have any.
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