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Hollywood socialite flees Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons residence due to explosive diarrhea
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:08 pm
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Blew out her toilet claiming it was caused by ozempic.
Blew out her toilet claiming it was caused by ozempic.
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The internet was whipped into a frenzy last week when a blind item in a popular gossip newsletter claimed that Goop founder Paltrow had been faced with cleaning up someone's 'Ozempic-induced diarrhea' at her home.
Insiders later told DailyMail.com Blasberg - once described as 'one of showbiz’s most well-connected men' - was the culprit and that he had conveniently blamed the incident on the popular weight loss wonder drug before allegedly fleeing the property.
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Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:11 pm to tiggerthetooth
He looks like the type to shite and run.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:12 pm to tiggerthetooth
Surprised she didn’t try to make candles out of it.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:12 pm to tiggerthetooth
Her candles would probably overpower the stench.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:13 pm to tiggerthetooth
What kind of man wants to be referred to as a "socialite?"
No kind of man.
No kind of man.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:15 pm to tiggerthetooth
Taking the name “goop” a little too literally.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:16 pm to tiggerthetooth
How do you blow out a toilet with diarrhea? I've had some pretty nasty, oily, crampy, wet, explosive liquid shits over the years but I've never incapacitated a toilet.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:16 pm to chinhoyang
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What kind of man wants to be referred to as a "socialite?"
No kind of man.
He's a gay man with a husband and ordered some children from a magazine.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:21 pm to tiggerthetooth
How do you adequately apologize for shitting all over someone else's house?
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:25 pm to tiggerthetooth
This is why you don't use product off TV that has a disclaimer that takes up most of the airtime.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:25 pm to tiggerthetooth
The Talented Mr Shitsly.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:30 pm to Shamoan
Blown out butthole equals open bore toilet killer.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:33 pm to tiggerthetooth
This is the type of hard hitting journalism we need in this country.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:38 pm to tiggerthetooth
I've never done this to someone else's bathroom but if I did, I think I'd ask for cleaning supplies and clean it before I left.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:50 pm to LSUBFA83
Trump will make it where this guy will be placed in a diarrhea camp.
Save our democracy!
Butthole blasters unite!
Save our democracy!
Butthole blasters unite!
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:51 pm to tiggerthetooth
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He's a gay man with a husband
That explains why he can’t control his bowels
Posted on 7/5/24 at 5:54 pm to tiggerthetooth
The explosive diarrhea counts Bezos as a pal?
Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:01 pm to tiggerthetooth
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He's a gay man with a husband
quote:Well that's going to put a crimp in their love life.
explosive diarrhea
Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:04 pm to tiggerthetooth
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fleeing the property
Maybe he jetted out under his own power and couldn’t help it.
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