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HOA gone to far. Attempting to ban smoking tasty meats.

Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:16 pm
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:16 pm
Posted by Centinel
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:19 pm to
Must be Texas.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:22 pm to
Couldn't pay me to live in an HOA.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:23 pm to
Yeah.


Indian national refusing to assimilate.
Instead of adjusting to the culture he moved to, he expects the locals to adjust to him.
Posted by IAmNERD
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:25 pm to
I bet you smell the shite the Indians cook for miles.
Posted by Spankum
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:25 pm to
That’s easy to fix….vote those folks off the board in the next election,
Posted by RoyalAir
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

Indian national refusing to assimilate.
Instead of adjusting to the culture he moved to, he expects the locals to adjust to him.


He's probably like a Level 12 Hindu caste or something. Do you have any idea how many experience points it takes to get to that level?
Posted by BHM
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:26 pm to
Bring your pork and smoing equiment to my house, my neighbors wont complain.
Posted by fightin tigers
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:27 pm to
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:30 pm to
I just smoked a pork butt and a few tenderloins.

Could have been me.
Posted by MyMardiGrasHat
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

Horsemeat


Allah agrees
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:35 pm to
We should go back to private residences with no rules from your neighbors. Shoot the ones that don’t like the change.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
20143 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Couldn't pay me to live in an HOA.


I bought a house in Spring 2 years ago that had dead trees so I cut them down and HOA sent me a letter saying if I did not replant them I would be fined 10k

Had to send a PDF with all kinds of pictures and plan to re-plant trees. Also had to pay $50 for them to review.

Man I miss not living in an HOA.
Posted by rexorotten
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:44 pm to
This post was edited on 10/19/26 at 6:45 pm
Posted by andouille
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:44 pm to
I was the chairman of our architectural control committee, apparently the board didn't think I was being a big enough a-hole, so after a few months I was replaced. Now there is a feminazi in control, she has no problem being an a-hole.

That being said, I like to smoke meats, bacon, sausage, corned beef, however, the smoking is confined to about 5 occasions a year, for a few hours. The guy about 4 properties down the lake from me was actually trying to do smoking on a commercial level, for about 2 months he was running all day, and some nights. The plume seemed to always blow in my direction.

I hate to be a butthead, so I just put up with it, the lady next door, I didn't know she has emphysema, was not so forgiving, she rolled her portable oxygen tank up to his door and tore him a new one. That stopped him.

Now, when I smoke something, I have a 36" fan, that pushes it away.
Posted by UnwipedBBL
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:47 pm to
the irony. Can probably smell that Indian's unwiped arse from a mile away.
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:48 pm to
Indian national? Take a shite on his doorstep
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:51 pm to
I thought BBQ and grilling is an important part of Texas culture?
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
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Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:52 pm to
Or he can go to India. frick off
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9770 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 6:56 pm to
I’d typically agree with this guy but him feeling the need to make it clear that he should not be addressed as “mister” but as “doctor” is just ridiculous and pathetic so frick him, I hope he loses this battle.

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