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History’s first known Bama fan

Posted on 6/8/18 at 11:59 am
Posted by Cow Drogo
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 11:59 am
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:04 pm to
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One of his favorite pastimes was to wedge his bottom in a waste basket and roll around the floor in it.


Think he yelled "Roll Tide" as he did it?

ETA: Was the first Bama fan the baby or the cousin frickers?
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 12:06 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:05 pm to
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Ferdinand has been depicted as feeble-minded and incapable of ruling, but although he had epilepsy, he kept a coherent and legible diary and has even been said to have had a sharp wit, but having as many as twenty seizures per day severely restricted his ability to rule with any effectiveness. Though he was not declared incapacitated, a Regent's Council (Archduke Louis, Count Kolowrat, and Prince Metternich) steered the government.

When Ferdinand married Princess Maria Anna of Savoy, the court physician considered it unlikely that he would be able to consummate the marriage.[5] When he tried to consummate the marriage, he had five seizures. He is best remembered for his command to his cook: when told he could not have apricot dumplings (Marillenknödel) because apricots were out of season, he said "I am the Emperor, and I want dumplings!" (German: Ich bin der Kaiser und ich will Knödel!).[6][7]
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:06 pm to
We need pics of a GIF of that.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52640 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:07 pm to
Wrong. It was Australopithecus.

Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:48 pm to
Buttons seen at recent Bama events:

This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 12:49 pm
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

When he tried to consummate the marriage, he had five seizures.
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7837 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Was the first Bama fan the baby or the cousin frickers?


Holy shite
Chicken or the egg type mystery
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:50 pm to
When I get back to the office from lunch, I'm looking real hard at my wastebasket.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Think he yelled "Roll Tide" as he did it?



Yes, but his pronunciation was correct so it sounded like "Rawl Tihd"
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 3:03 pm to
On behalf of my fellow gumps, we wuz kangz
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 3:04 pm to
He’d whip your arse 7 straight too.
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7837 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

He’d whip your arse 7 straight too


?? I’m confused



Is it true that you guys are circumcised via someone kicking your sister in the jaw?
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:29 pm to
Rollen Tide!
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:30 pm to
Tide uber alles
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:31 pm to
Is this where Harvey Updyke's family tree began?
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21152 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

History’s first known Bama fan


"Despite that, he reigned as emporer for 18 years."

Yep, even he knew how to be #1 for an extended length of time! Checks out...
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:37 pm to
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When he tried to consummate the marriage, he had five seizures.

He was allergic to non-relatives.
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