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re: History’s first known Bama fan

Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:42 pm to
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7837 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:42 pm to
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He was allergic to non-relatives.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26440 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:49 pm to
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reigned as emporer



Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45314 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 8:29 pm to
With all of those seizures, he must have gone through a shitload of pom poms!
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 8:38 pm to
Maybe they should yell ROLL HIM ON HIS SIDE!!!.. instead.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 10:19 pm to
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"I am the Emperor, and I want dumplings!"
















This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 10:20 pm
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37016 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 11:17 pm to
quote:


Is this where Harvey Updyke's family tree began?


Is where every bama fan's family tree began.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17849 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 9:00 am to
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One of hirrtx favorite pastimes was to wedge his bottom in a waste basket and roll around the floor in it.

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Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7837 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 9:50 am to
Fix the link
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18425 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:09 am to
Most of Louisianans are descendants from this...Non bathing scum
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7837 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:52 am to
Why’s it so difficult to solve a murder in Tuscaloosa?


Because there are no dental records, and all of the DNA’s the same.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18425 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:05 am to
Q: Whats the difference between Baton Rouge and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has an active living culture.

Q: Why do the LSU Tigers eat cereal straight from the box?
A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

Q: Why did the Louisiana regents decide to cover Tiger Stadium in cardboard?
A: Because LSU always look better on paper.

Q: What did the Louisiana female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Q: How do you stop an LSU Tigers fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Crimson and White!


An Arkansas Razorbacks fan and a LSU Tigers fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Razorbacks fan slams on the brakes.

There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Arkansas fan said "We Razorbacks never pass up an opportunity like this!"

And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the LSU fan,

"Your turn"... And the Tigers fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.



This post was edited on 6/9/18 at 11:25 am
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7837 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:35 am to
You’re trying to hard.

Bulk does not trump quality.
This post was edited on 6/9/18 at 11:44 am
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7837 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 6:28 pm to
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where every bama fan's family tree began.

Definitely a pine tree without any main branch offs
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37905 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 6:47 pm to
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“One of his favorite pastimes was to wedge his bottom in a wastebasket and roll around the floor on it”


Sounds like some shite Ed Orgeron would do for fun.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:37 pm to
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Hydrocephalic head


You can say this, but call someone a water head and you’re an a-hole.
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