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Hippos are scary animals
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:03 pm
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This is a video of hippos chasing a tourist boat in Africa. It’s incredible how aggressive and territorial those things are. They portrayed as cute, cuddly animals in some kid cartoons, but they actually kill more humans than any other animal in the world. They are vicious.
Don’t frick with the hippos from Africa. (Or the ones from Louisiana if you know what I mean)
This is a video of hippos chasing a tourist boat in Africa. It’s incredible how aggressive and territorial those things are. They portrayed as cute, cuddly animals in some kid cartoons, but they actually kill more humans than any other animal in the world. They are vicious.
Don’t frick with the hippos from Africa. (Or the ones from Louisiana if you know what I mean)
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:04 pm to cbree88
when we said the OT was getting depressing and we should have more animal threads I don't think this is what we meant
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:04 pm to cbree88
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but they actually kill more humans than any other animal in the world
Mosquitos say hold my beer
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:05 pm to cbree88
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Don’t frick with the hippos from Africa. (Or the ones from Louisiana if you know what I mean)
The ones at Wal Mart that have their brood in tow and a buggy full of 12 packs are far more dangerous than anything in Africa.
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:06 pm to cbree88
I believe the correct term is “body positivity activists.”
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:07 pm to cbree88
at one point the state was looking at introducing hippos into the waters here to control invasive plants. imagine the shite show that would have been.
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:12 pm to bonescanner
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imagine the shite show that would have been.
"On this episode of Swamp People....." would have been sooooo much more entertaining.
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:12 pm to Indefatigable
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The ones at Wal Mart that have their brood in tow and a buggy full of 12 packs are far more dangerous than anything in Africa.
You damn right
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:16 pm to cbree88
especially when they drive a prius.
oh, thought this was the karen thread.
oh, thought this was the karen thread.
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:17 pm to cbree88
Let’s see how they would have handled depth charges.
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:18 pm to cbree88
I’d carry a 500 mag everywhere. Nope
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:18 pm to Indefatigable
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The ones at Wal Mart that have their brood in tow and a buggy full of 12 packs are far more dangerous than anything in Africa.
The scariest thing I faced during my time in the Army was the dreaded Dependapotamus when I was a company commander.
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:19 pm to bonescanner
Pablo Escobar did it and now they're out of control - which makes me wonder - what kind of gun would one use to kill a hippo?
Those things are built like living tanks.
Those things are built like living tanks.
This post was edited on 6/7/22 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:20 pm to cbree88
Yep. I’ve had conversations with a guy in the South African military. When they are out at night, they aren’t afraid of lions, elephants, etc. They are terrified of hippos, and they hate hyenas because they are cowardly, opportunistic little bitches.
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:20 pm to cable
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what kind of gun would one use to kill a hippo?
700 Nitro Express would probably do it. That or a Barrett .50.
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:21 pm to cbree88
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Hippos are scary animals
They kill alotta black folks.
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:22 pm to cable
Thers an IG video of a Hippo killing a Kudu that seeks shelter from some wild dogs in a pond. Its brutal. Just like the video of an adult hippo biting a baby hippo and killing it.
Hippos are assholes.
Hippos are assholes.
Posted on 6/7/22 at 3:23 pm to jnethe1
a 500 magnum wouldn't do anything but piss a hippo off. lol
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