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re: Hilarious sports quotes.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 4:02 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 1/9/22 at 4:02 pm to SuperSaint
Reporter - What would you be if you wasn’t a soccer player?
Peter Crouch - A Virgin
Peter Crouch - A Virgin
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Posted on 1/9/22 at 4:19 pm to BigLSUNut
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When the New York Mets were born
An announcer back then commented on the Mets:
“They play for fun, they’re not capable of playing for anything else”.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 4:35 pm to alpinetiger
John McKay after USC lost 51-0 , “all those who need a shower, take one”
Posted on 1/9/22 at 4:51 pm to texn
More about the Tom Landry - Walt Garrison relationship
quote:
“Asked if he’d ever seen Tom Landry smile, Walt Garrison famously said, `No, but I’ve only been here nine years.'”
Posted on 1/9/22 at 5:42 pm to alpinetiger
3rd string FSU QB Fabian Walker had just thrown his third interception against UGA in the 2003 Sugar Bowl. When he came off the field WR Anquan Boldin went to him and said "Fabian, if you'll tell me which one of those safeties you're throwing to I'll try to intercept it"
Posted on 1/9/22 at 5:49 pm to alpinetiger
quote:
John McKay, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Reporter - “What do you think of your team’s execution coach?” McKay - “I’m in favor of it.”
First one that came to mind when I opened the thread.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 5:50 pm to DivotBreath
quote:
“Even God can’t hit a 1 iron.” — Lee Trevino
Wasn't the full quote something like "if you ever find yourself on a golf course on the middle of a lightning storm, just hold up a 1 iron. Even God can't hit a 1 iron."
This is a good thread.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 5:53 pm to alpinetiger
I used to have this one as my sig quote:
'Don't tell me about the pain, show me the baby.'- Bill Parcells on 60 Minutes.
'Don't tell me about the pain, show me the baby.'- Bill Parcells on 60 Minutes.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 6:09 pm to alpinetiger
“All those of you who know Italians and like Italians… or the people that might venture onto a ship to travel to explore, and find new lands… this is your day. It’s not St. Patrick’s Day.” - Les Miles
Posted on 1/9/22 at 6:12 pm to alpinetiger
"Let bye-byes be bye-byes," Rickey Henderson on settling a feud with Yankees manager Lou Piniella
Posted on 1/9/22 at 6:35 pm to Vandyrone
In 1990, Michael Jordan scored sixty-nine points in one game. The same night, his rookie teammate Stacey King came in late in the game and hit a single free throw. In the post-game press conference, the reporters buzzed around Michael Jordan. But Stacey King managed to squeeze in one zinger. He told the reporters,
“I will always remember this as the night that Michael Jordan and I combined to score seventy points.”
“I will always remember this as the night that Michael Jordan and I combined to score seventy points.”
Posted on 1/9/22 at 6:52 pm to alpinetiger
In the '70's when Texas was playing in the Sun Bowl, a running back was interviewed to give his thoughts on playing in the bowl. He said "ain't nothing in El Paso but cockroaches and Mexicans".
Posted on 1/9/22 at 7:21 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
"Sometimes they write what I say, not what I mean." -Pedro Guerrero
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann
And there was a funny quote back when Theismann changed the pronunciation of his last name from THEESman to rhyme with the Heisman Trophy. When he lost someone was quoted as saying "How do you pronounce Heismann? Plunkett."
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann
And there was a funny quote back when Theismann changed the pronunciation of his last name from THEESman to rhyme with the Heisman Trophy. When he lost someone was quoted as saying "How do you pronounce Heismann? Plunkett."
Posted on 1/9/22 at 7:22 pm to alpinetiger
After his playing days, Lynn Swann was working as a commentator. He was interviewing Terry Bradshaw before a game.
Swann "Terry, what do the Steelers have to do today to beat the Cowboys?"
Bradshaw(with a grin)"We're going to have to outscore them"
Swann "Terry, what do the Steelers have to do today to beat the Cowboys?"
Bradshaw(with a grin)"We're going to have to outscore them"
Posted on 1/9/22 at 7:25 pm to AUriptide
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Yogi Berra could have a book of these.
Yogi Berra gets hit in the head by a line drive. Next day headline reads "X rays of Yogi Berra's skull reveal nothing."
Posted on 1/9/22 at 7:35 pm to Jim Rockford
"I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it." -Boxing great Rocky Graziano
Posted on 1/9/22 at 7:42 pm to alpinetiger
Mike Leach on TAM:
quote:
As his team raced onto the field, he gazed into the stands filled with screaming fans and wondered about the several thousand "cadets" from Texas A.&M. clustered in one end zone. They wear military uniforms and buzz cuts, holler in unison and stand at attention the entire game. "How come they get to pretend they are soldiers?" he asked. "The thing is, they aren't actually in the military. I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandanna. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we'll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that."
Posted on 1/9/22 at 7:50 pm to doc baklava
Four pages and not a single Larry legend mention. Bird won the 1990 3pt contest, but was injured in 1991 and was unable to compete. Craig Hodges wins it that year, so a reporter asks Hodges if it really counted since bird didn't participate. Hodges responds "when Larry is healthy, he knows where to find me." Bird was asked about that quote and responded by saying "I know where to find him. At the end of the bulls bench."
Dude was ruthless.
Dude was ruthless.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 8:00 pm to puffulufogous
I was listening to saints game one day and the beer truck driver ran a kickoff back for 6. The announcer goes "he could go rabbit hunting with a hammer"
Posted on 1/9/22 at 8:17 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Float like a butterfly,
Sting like a bee
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