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re: Hey Jeep drivers

Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:59 am to
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:59 am to
The same place Ole Miss men get their looks from, Dollar General of course.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
40467 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 1:28 am to
Hell yes. Haven’t had a good Jeep thread in a minute.

The ducks are still gay.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11147 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 2:56 am to
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ETA: I don’t do the ducks but when I got one on my jeep one evening I review the security system. Some guy was delivering pizzas next door and he had his kid with him. His kid put the duck in my door handle space. I don’t have a problem with that but I didn’t display the duck.


Cute story, still dumb though.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2153 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 3:11 am to
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Hey Jeep drivers
It’s definitely a cult.That, or a bunch of dummies. Either of those two options would explain why they are willing to overpay for unreliability.
Posted by TigersnJeeps
FL Panhandle
Member since Jan 2021
2616 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:18 am to
I think the those who seem obsessed with Jeep owners and the ducking phenomena are more of a cult....

I say this as a 3 time Jeep owner with 1 duck - it has tiger stripes. and it isn't in the Jeep.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15549 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:01 am to
They get one of those every time they bottom for another jeep driver
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5911 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:30 am to
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It’s definitely a cult.That, or a bunch of dummies. Either of those two options would explain why they are willing to overpay for unreliability.


Kind of like Fords, Chevys, Toyotas, Dodges, etc. All have their cult following and none are reliable anymore. And ALL vehicles are overpriced. I’ve spent $10k on repairing my reliable Ford over the past 1.5 years. My neighbor has a 2024 Tundra…his second because the engine blew up in the first. The brakes on his second can be heard 1/2 block away.
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 7:31 am
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2724 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:38 am to
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The brakes on his second can be heard 1/2 block away.
why doesn’t he just get new brake pads/rotors?
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5911 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:45 am to
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why doesn’t he just get new brake pads/rotors?


Tundra forum…it’s not that simple.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119944 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:34 am to
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Each duck represents how many times the driver has performed oral sex on a man


Makes sense. So women and gays?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59049 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:46 am to
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The ducks are still gay.



Bigly. If I still had a jeep I wouldn’t do that.

Mine had no doors and no dash pad so idk where anyone would’ve been able to put a duck in the first place.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az
Member since Feb 2006
12780 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:29 am to
I’ve never been ducked. I could care less about ducks.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
37629 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:58 am to
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Jeep trucks are the worse



Fify
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61015 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:04 am to
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I drive a “duck less” Wrangler from time to time, that is one “ghey” gesture if I’ve ever seen one. I honestly don’t get the attraction…


Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2451 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:06 am to
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From my observation it seems like its girls/women and dudes trying to pull tail who do the duck thing.
And they are all fat as hogs. At least those folks in my local Jeep group are.

I have two Jeeps. When people duck me, I just throw them away.

I do have one duck: he's in my newer Rubicon - a yellow and purple one (go figure) with a spiked haircut. Got him at a Firemen's / First Responder Day at a park in Cripple Creek, Co.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46207 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:16 am to
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I do have one duck: he's in my newer Rubicon - a yellow and purple one (go figure) with a spiked haircut.
someone left me a pirate duck, complete with hat and eyepatch. He gets to ride around with me
Posted by RebRxV
Member since Oct 2022
437 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:22 am to
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Try Five Below. I don't keep any on my Wrangler but Five Below's always got some interesting ducks.

Oh. I don't want a duck. Hell, I don't want a fricking Jeep. Just curious about where the ducks come from. I've seen Jeeps with ducks two lines deep and wondered/laughed about them.
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
4255 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:35 am to
Your moms.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2110 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:35 am to
I drive a Jeep and I’m Anti-Duck…. Maybe they’ll hopefully run out of them.

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135243 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:57 pm to
It's a gay thing.
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