Started By
Message

re: Here is an example of an online dating profile 2026

Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
3893 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:10 pm to
What's the chance she has blue or purple hair?
Posted by Banned
Member since Feb 2026
331 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Billionaires shouldn't exist


If they didn't slot of jobs would not be around and slot of people would not spend money thus slot of other jobs would not be around for people who....

quote:

She is 26 with a high school diploma

Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20224 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

If they didn't slot of jobs would not be around and slot of people would not spend money thus slot of other jobs would not be around for people who....


wtf
Posted by OldyMoldy
Member since May 2025
50 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:20 pm to
(no message)
This post was edited on 5/10/26 at 7:28 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139357 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:21 pm to
That person doesn't know anything about her posted buzzwords
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
5167 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:24 pm to
Two pages in and no picture of this completely not-unhinged person?
Posted by Horsemeat
2025 Contributor Of The Year
Member since Dec 2014
15494 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:26 pm to
+/- 1.5 nose piercings and hair color alterations
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39591 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:29 pm to
I can't date anyone that thinks I shouldn't exist.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74821 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by Banned
Member since Feb 2026
331 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:43 pm to
If they didn't a lot of jobs would not be around and a lot of people would not spend money thus a lot of other jobs would not be around for people who..

There you go... Thanks slot for telling me.
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 1:51 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122141 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:45 pm to
Before the internet. you would meet someone.. even if its just a friends situation. You become friends, hang out from time to time and at some point you learn they have a certain view on a certain topic and you would likely learn why they have that view, but if their view is a simplistic view, it can be explained why the other view exist. This didn't happen every time, but it was also not really their identity. It was.. A background opinion.

Today, when you put this shite in your profile it attracts people with the same opinion and turns away people who might not really care about some of that shite, but they don't want to be around anyone who makes it a priority issue.

Is this some type of joke? Because it seems very stereotypical, but when you put all that shite with..

quote:

I'm not nice
My music is better than yours
I know what I like and I like what I know Also big W if you're funny AND can hold an Intellectual conversation.


Saying you are not nice is pretty broad. Are you not nice as in you don't tell people good morning or not nice as in you yell at kids for no reason?

No one's music is better than someone else's. Music is subjective and just because you like something different doesn't mean its better.

And her intellectual conversation is being able to talk in agreement about her views. She isn't open to change her views based on learning more information. She wants someone who agrees with what she thinks.

And Billionaires shouldn't exit? We need billionaires. They have money to explore ideas and ideas turn into improve humanity. What does she want to do? Once someone makes a certain amount they are not allowed to make anymore. So then you limit research, etc, etc.

And I bet she wonders why she can't find anyone.
Posted by aubiecat
Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
6082 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Might be a troll/parody profile.

It's not.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3944 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

New Orleans is full of liberals and you see a ton of that


This is way, way, way beyond 'liberals'. These nihilistic Marxists are from another planet.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6102 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Gnostic religious views? There’s a ton of flavors/sects in ancient Gnosticism, from ascetics to libertines and everything in between. Though I think only the Mandean(?) group survived to present day. Albigensians/Bogomils were Gnostic influenced but I think they’re gone. Though some Yezidism and Druze blended Gnostic beliefs with their own.

Almost 100% she doesn’t know shite about any of that.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42264 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

I know what I like and I like what I know Also big W if you're funny AND can hold an Intellectual conversation.


As long as the intellectual conversation agrees with everything I say and think, otherwise you’re closed minded and a bigot
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 2:57 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38696 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 2:58 pm to
When i was using the apps I appreciate it. That red flag saved me a lot of trouble
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4231 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 3:04 pm to
I saw a video where the AwFULS were celebrating getting tattoos of three flowers - foxglove, daisy and something that starts with t. It's supposed to be "code" for Frick Donald Trump. They sure showed us! I'm quaking! I'm so upset I'm literally crying!
Posted by Da Sheik
Mar a Lago
Member since Sep 2007
9262 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 3:06 pm to
You forgot to add frickk your lifted truck
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17739 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Today, when you put this shite in your profile it attracts people with the same opinion and turns away people who might not really care about some of that shite, but they don't want to be around anyone who makes it a priority issue.

True. I'd even argue it doesn't attract many who share her opinions.

She typed a lot of words, but there is nothing of substance beyond her apparent contempt for anybody who isn't exactly like her. She lists no real interests or hobbies. She won't even specify what kind of music she listens to that's "better". She's devoid of personality.

This is likely an unhappy person who hates herself and copes by finding outlets for that hatred.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24090 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Might be a troll/parody profile.

I’ve seen these types of sayings on profiles dozens of times when I was single
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram