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Street Hawk
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Member since Nov 2014
2105 posts

Here are some puns for your enjoyment
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A backward poet writes inverse.

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.  One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’

Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’


Thracken13
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9932 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
nice 2am post sir


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MBclass83
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Member since Oct 2010
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re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
thanks


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tigerbutt
LSU Fan
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
15571 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
Have an upvote.


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Hooligan's Ghost
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re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
you popped some corn


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kywildcatfanone
Kentucky Fan
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
44936 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
I'm going to upvote this.


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CaptainsWafer
USA Fan
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
48507 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
Dad jokes are the best jokes.


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SECdragonmaster
Auburn Fan
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Member since Dec 2013
4691 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
1. I saw an advertisment for Best Buy that read: "50 inch Television for sale, only $1, but volume stuck on full". I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.

2. I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the entire time.

3. The other day, I had a clown hold the door open for me. Afterwards, I thought, that was a nice jester.

4. Once you have seen one large shopping center, you've seen the mall.


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OhioLSUfan
LSU Fan
Columbus, OH
Member since Oct 2007
604 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
Why does North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

They have a supreme ruler


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bengalbait
Florida Fan
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
3093 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
What's the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo?
They both sound alike but the hippo is really heavy and the zippo is a little lighter.


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Pitch To Johnny
Houston Astros Fan
Houston
Member since Jun 2015
2666 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
I want to hate puns so much....but I just can't


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OysterPoBoy
LSU Fan
BR
Member since Jul 2013
8063 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall.  One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’


That's quality.


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Hu_Flung_Pu
USA Fan
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
13320 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
Sweet, now I have a larger reservoir of puns! My wife is going to hate me so much.


WhiskeyBusiness
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2011
582 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
I once forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.


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Spock's Eyebrow
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Member since May 2012
9894 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.


Image: https://i.imgur.com/BJTmgX5.png


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HDAU
Auburn Fan
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2014
430 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
Perfect for a Friday morning!


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Mr.Perfect
LSU Fan
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
14324 posts

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Glorious
Alabama Fan
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
7276 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
I tried making my snail faster by taking his shell but it only made him more sluggish


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Bama and Beer
Alabama Fan
Fairhope, AL
Member since Oct 2010
74523 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.



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uway
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Member since Sep 2004
27102 posts

re: Here are some puns for your enjoyment
I was going to try to get some extra money selling home-made biscuits, but I didn't really kneed the dough.


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