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re: Help! Wife's 30th birthday is Thursday!
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:28 pm to MardiGrasMambo
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:28 pm to MardiGrasMambo
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Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:31 pm to Hogwarts
Alright, my serious reply is to find/buy her a couple of fighting roosters. On the way home, swing by the store and pick up a case of Budweiser.
Let's see just how rednecky your woman really is.
Let's see just how rednecky your woman really is.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:31 pm to Hogwarts
You should give her some two-ball lotion. Wait, nevermind, that is what I am giving her.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:34 pm to Hogwarts
Take her to the mall parking lot and do it in the backseat.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:34 pm to Cdawg
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Take her to the mall parking lot and do it in the backseat.
This will naturally happen after the beer and cock fighting.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:38 pm to Hogwarts
Get her some depends and an ice pack for her hot flashes. Good news is you can raw dog her and not have to worry about babies anymore ...
This post was edited on 4/27/20 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:39 pm to Hogwarts
Find a plastic surgeon that will mail or email a gift card for Botox. She will be amazed and happy....and wonder how you came up with such an awesome gift.
I know, she is only 30 but, they all want that shite even if she looks perfect to you.
I know, she is only 30 but, they all want that shite even if she looks perfect to you.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:40 pm to Hogwarts
Dick in the box.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:49 pm to chunk
You married??????
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:00 pm to Johnny3tears
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Do a drive by birthday.
Don't be that a-hole.... or at least don't invite your attendees to honk in droves during it like someone in our neighborhood.
Honestly man...have a party. I am this weekend. Me and my wife have been working from home as have the small group of people attending.... we're tired of living like this and there's no reason we shouldn't be able to.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:02 pm to Hogwarts
oh this is just the type of entertainment I needed today. Gift suggestions for a 30 year old female.... better post pics just in case.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:04 pm to Hogwarts
Imagine being dumb enough to get married under 30 
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:06 pm to Hogwarts
Get her a coffin.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:06 pm to Hogwarts
Not much else you can do - cook for her and order some flowers.
My wife's birthday was April 21st. We are going to celebrate it with a trip to Miami, San Diego, or New Orleans when this is over.
My wife's birthday was April 21st. We are going to celebrate it with a trip to Miami, San Diego, or New Orleans when this is over.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:10 pm to Hogwarts
BBC
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:10 pm to Hogwarts
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Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:12 pm to Hogwarts
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:14 pm to Hogwarts
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My wife (no pics) is having her 30th birthday Thursday. Can't really have a party so I'm struggling on ideas on how to make it special. I am thinking of grilling some steaks and have her a gift but any more suggestions are welcomed.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:14 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
I took my wife skiing to Jackson Hole (wife does’t ski) with 12 of my closest friends for her 30th birthday. We ended up partying with 10 Hooter girls from Seattle at the Mangy Moose. Best birthday party I’ve ever thrown. It was so insane, she even had a great time.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:16 pm to Hogwarts
Jodie been dying to get inside since the virus baw (in more ways than 1).
Give her what she wants. A night with Jodie.
Give her what she wants. A night with Jodie.
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