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Heinz Launches New, Limited Edition, Sauce. The "Every Sauce"

Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:02 am
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Member since Aug 2018
18229 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:02 am
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The ‘Every Sauce’ has been hailed the ‘holy grail’ of condiments, combining (sit tight): Heinz Burger Sauce, Garlic Sauce, Aioli Sauce, Smokey Baconnaise, Sweet Chilli, Chip Sauce, Saucy Sauce, Mayoracha, Mayomust, Truffle Mayo, Garlic & Caramelised Onion Mayo, Curry Ketchup, Pickle Ketchup, and Smokey Bacon Ketchup.


Would you eat it?

Heinz launches limited edition ‘holy grail’ of sauces — but it’s only for mega fans
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13756 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:02 am to
Saucy Sauce?
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
37314 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Heinz Burger Sauce, Garlic Sauce, Aioli Sauce, Smokey Baconnaise, Sweet Chilli, Chip Sauce, Saucy Sauce, Mayoracha, Mayomust, Truffle Mayo, Garlic & Caramelised Onion Mayo, Curry Ketchup, Pickle Ketchup, and Smokey Bacon Ketchup.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178955 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:04 am to
nearly everybody dislikes something in that mix. frick that.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
11063 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:05 am to
I'll volunteer to waterboard John Kerry with that nasty shite
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:05 am to
Nope.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138532 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:08 am to
All the extra stuff that we couldn't sell all mixed together.

Marketing at its finest.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19958 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:09 am to
Saucy McSauceface
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44880 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:29 am to
They pay a guy to come up with "Lets mix it all together and make something new"?

I did that when I was 8 at the drink dispenser.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:37 am to
If I ever went to prison and was forced to eat arse by knifepoint, I would want this sauce.
Posted by BlacknGold
He Hate Me
Member since Mar 2009
12480 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 11:47 am to
It's a condiment. who wouldnt dip a nugg into it to try it?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26052 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 12:09 pm to
sounds like the Hairy Buffalo drink where the bartender serves the sloshed liquor from the spill trough.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21733 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 12:09 pm to
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but it’s only for mega fans

How do they determine who the mega fans are, BMI records?

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If you don’t manage to get your hands on a limited-edition bottle, don’t worry you can experiment with your own version at home using your favourites from the Heinz Flavours range!’

Glad they finally gave us permission to mix different sauces together
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20890 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 12:10 pm to
Should have called it the SuiSauce.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
84557 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 12:10 pm to
frick that.

John Kerry makes money with every bottle of Heinz sauce being sold.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30260 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 12:11 pm to
This has probably been done already by some Pennsylvania potheads. Maybe Heinz hired them.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31529 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 12:18 pm to
Doesn’t sound good at all
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Member since Aug 2018
18229 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 12:22 pm to
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How do they determine who the mega fans are, BMI records?


Tell me you didn't read the article without telling me you didn't read the article

quote:

Want in? This is only for verified mega fans, as Heinz is asking hopeful winners to take a quiz for a shot at winning a bottle of the elusive Every Sauce.

100 bottles will be given away at random to the highest scorers on Friday June 28, which leaves just four days to swot up and shoot your sauce-loving shot.


Link to the quiz: Scroll to "Start Quiz"

ETA: It's not really a "quiz," it's more of a dumb survey that doesn't matter since they're drawing winners randomly.
This post was edited on 6/27/24 at 12:26 pm
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
66984 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 12:26 pm to
Official sauce of the Coaching Changes Board
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15292 posts
Posted on 6/27/24 at 12:37 pm to
Underrated comment
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