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re: Have you heard about the Indian caught with 2 lbs of gold up his butt?
Posted on 10/17/20 at 10:00 am to Jimmy2shoes
Posted on 10/17/20 at 10:00 am to Jimmy2shoes
For a guy smart enough to have 2 lbs of gold, he should have been smart enough to make 2 trips for a few hundred dollars more and cut his cargo load in half.
He’s killed the goose that lays the golden eggs.
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Posted on 10/17/20 at 10:41 am to Jimmy2shoes
That had to be uncomfortable
Posted on 10/17/20 at 10:48 am to Jimmy2shoes
arse pennies
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Posted on 10/17/20 at 10:54 am to Jimmy2shoes
Ouch. Made a deposit in the gold suppository.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 11:01 am to Jimmy2shoes
Gold is about $1900 per ounce.....that's more like $60K!!!
Posted on 10/17/20 at 11:03 am to Jimmy2shoes
2 lbs? That's a lot of gold.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 11:20 am to Jimmy2shoes
He was trying to backdoor his way into currying favor?
Posted on 10/17/20 at 11:22 am to Jimmy2shoes
Not drugs so the baggie won’t bust and kill you.
Not gonna hate on the man trying to make some money.
Not gonna hate on the man trying to make some money.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 11:24 am to Jimmy2shoes
quote:Chief Yellow Squat??
Have you heard about the Indian caught with 2 lbs of gold up his butt?
Posted on 10/17/20 at 11:26 am to TheHarahanian
He must have BAD prostate cancer!!!!
Posted on 10/17/20 at 11:26 am to LSURussian
quote:
Chief Yellow Squat??
Dot, not feather
Posted on 10/17/20 at 11:52 am to Floating Change Up
quote:
That’s a damn fine dad joke.
You might even call it...
Comedy gold.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 12:59 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Posted on 10/17/20 at 1:42 pm to Jimmy2shoes
I’ve tried a roll of quarters but never 2lbs of gold.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 1:45 pm to Athis
I'm going to need to see something to provide some scale with that picture 
Posted on 10/17/20 at 3:16 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Was it Tywin Lannister? I heard he shits gold.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 3:19 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Before I pass judgement (no pun intended) I'd have to know just how much space two pounds of gold occupies.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 3:32 pm to Jimmy2shoes
quote:What a load of shite. No pun intended.
he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets
Wish he would have succeeded. frick any government pushing that shite.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 4:12 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
Marcus Licinius Crassus says hi.
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