Have you ever lied to get out of a speeding ticket?

I’ve let the girls breathe to get out of a speeding ticket.

It worked.

Damn the interviewer didn’t even keep your resume?

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Do you know why I've stopped you in this thread?

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You’re thirsty.

12 pages of hardlegs and email addys

I kind of lied about something that probably didn’t matter, told the truth about something that I should have lied about, and somehow got out of an arrest.

I had just gotten my license at 16, with an 96 accord a few months later, and so by the time summer came around my best friend and me were “radar loving” for girls as much as we could. I say radar because I grew up around meridian, MS, but by fate had met a bunch of girls from Oak Grove(Hattiesburg) and the both of us ended up friending their whole crew.

Our first trip down for the day was to a girl’s place with her friend, pool, and parents at work. So yeah, I had my accord averaging out around 110 mph on interstate. Being inexperienced, I didn’t take notice of every car ahead tapping breaks going over a hill so I just kept going. Trooper was hid and he clocked me at like 105ish.

Puts me in his car, at which point I was certain I was fricked, so when he asked me why I was going fast, I told him that my buddy and myself were on our way to meet up with some girls for the day. He then asked if I had a job, responsibilities, etc and I lied and said that I worked at the local Pig(not till months later), and he let me go.

Unfortunately, if karma exists, then the good that kept me from going to jail was repaid by neither of us getting laid

We are both 30 now, and still laugh our asses off about it. My buddy had no worries as the passenger, but has IBS and bout shite his pants that day haha

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I’ve let the girls breathe to get out of a speeding ticket.

It worked.

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Pics of said girls to determine how much you can get away with.

One night I was playing in a softball tournament in the country in Cecelia. Our jerseys were basically LSU colors. So I got off the interstate into Lafayette still going a little fast and got stopped. I told the cop I just drove back from watching an LSU baseball game in Baton Rouge and still had that heavy foot from driving on I-10 for so long. The cop said I’ll just warn you to slow down and let me go.

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You’re thirsty.

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No silly rabbit - I want to see some exculpatory evidence.

Yes. I was going 50 over once when I was in HS. Told them my gf had been robbed. They let me go. It was either lie or jail, I didn’t want to have to look at my mom or dad from behind bars coming to bail me out.