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re: Have you ever had a friend’s college-aged daughter make a pass at you?
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:02 am to fr33manator
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:02 am to fr33manator
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I’ve seen this porno before
..and it ends with the OP getting gunned down by his friend.
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Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:02 am to Tyga Woods
This post was edited on 8/12/20 at 10:03 am
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:05 am to Tyga Woods
You aren't a man and you start garbage threads. Your wife must be getting blasted behind the dumpster by the cross-eyed midget that works the nearest convenience store to your house.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:07 am to TygerTyger
Naomie Watts is in the female version of this movie. If this appeals to you, she's also in a Netflix show that's called Gypsy that's worth the weird story line.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:11 am to boomtown143
Obvious answer is to get a little wine in your wife's system and then bring up the idea of a threesome. It will be scary at first but make sure you're drunk also (to deflect later). If she isn't a homophobe she will be down..obviously. Then the question becomes who do we get to participate. You, being drunk, jokingly says what about xyz, she oooobbviousily has a crush on me (turn it around on her, for later purposes). She will be hesitant at first but she will eventually succumb to the idea of having a young cake (the stranger brought in) to explore her body with. This will lead to a sexual revolution within your marriage and eventually she (your wife) will become the ultimate cuckqueen! You're welcome
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:11 am to BigPerm30
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I don’t know maybe try fingering her?
quote:He said college not high school.
Dude how long have you been out of high school?
I don’t know maybe try fingering her?
quote:He said college not high school.
Dude how long have you been out of high school?
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:15 am to Tyga Woods
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She’s very affectionate, lots of hugs and contact. Always finds a way to sit next to me, random DM’s on Instagram, coming by my place of business, etc.
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How should I handle it?
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Tyga Woods
I think you know...
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:23 am to Tyga Woods
I know your friend’s daughter. She comes by my office too but actually blows my coworker. It always seems to be on a Tuesday that she likes coming over. My office is near a restaurant she likes. She likes older guys and anal.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:23 am to 9Fiddy
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:25 am to Tyga Woods
quote:OP misspelled "son".
Have you ever had a friend’s college-aged daughter make a pass at you?
With this information it all makes perfect sense now.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:29 am to Tyga Woods
Mrs. Tyga Wood’s is gonna frick your arse up with a golf club when it all comes out in the end.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:31 am to Tyga Woods
If the little tart wants the gut hook, you might as well give it to her.
After that underwhelming experience, she will move on with the quickness...
After that underwhelming experience, she will move on with the quickness...
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:37 am to Tyga Woods
Dude I live in Jupiter. If my daughter is DM you I am gonna kick your arse.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:50 am to Tyga Woods
Yes, and it’s awkward as frick... but I just ignored her and she sorta got the point...
Posted on 8/12/20 at 11:28 am to Tyga Woods
Post the DM if true
Posted on 8/12/20 at 11:36 am to Tyga Woods
PIIHB but be a gentleman about it. Thats the key.
This post was edited on 8/12/20 at 11:36 am
Posted on 8/12/20 at 11:45 am to Tyga Woods
If I did, I'd show the pics.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 11:46 am to Tyga Woods
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Anyway, after our guests left, my wife (no pics) jokingly (maybe) says “I think little miss xyz might have a crush on you.” Of course, I would never do anything with this chick but I’m worried that her dad might think something is going on, and he’s one of my best friends. We spend quite a bit of time with this family. Anyone ever been in this situation?? How should I handle it?
Sounds like some Crazy Stupid Love right there.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 11:47 am to Tyga Woods
Sounds like you’ve thought about it before and you’re not interested in a relationship with her, but you are attracted to her physically. Would you agree?
Posted on 8/12/20 at 11:49 am to jbgleason
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good buddies college aged daughter
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tossed a scrap of paper with his cell phone number and "call me" on it.
Your buddy needs to lighten up, Francis. She's old enough to deal with this herself, one way or the other.
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