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re: Have you ever had a friend’s college-aged daughter make a pass at you?

Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:42 am to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98056 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:42 am to
Next time you see her, talk about prostate trouble and how you're fighting a losing battle against unsightly ear hair. She'll quickly lose interest and go back to guys her own age.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5694 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:42 am to
No, but I’ve had them pass on me.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11838 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:43 am to
I would tell the friend what your wife said.

"Hey friend, my wife thinks your daughter may have a crush on me. What should I do?"
Posted by LSU JURSIT
Member since Jun 2020
118 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:44 am to
if she is hot, threeway with wife?
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23576 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:47 am to
The problem is in your interpretation of her talking to you as a "pass." I have college and just after college aged nieces and we text sometimes about random funny things. But, dude, they aren't making passes at me and I'm not making passes at them. it's just funny chat. The real problem here is between your ears.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21389 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:47 am to
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daughter in college.


Pics

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my wife (no pics)



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How should I handle it?

You know the first step.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
29877 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:48 am to
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bringing up embarrassing things you remember about when she was a baby/little kid


I haven’t known them quite that long. 7 years or so...she was just starting HS at the time.

quote:

never be alone with her



Never have and never plan to be
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9142 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:51 am to
Wait, I've seen this movie.




Storyline
Matthew is married to Karen, and father to teenaged daughter, Nikki. Victor, his colleague and best friend, who is going through a divorce, is father to 17-year-old Jennifer. Matthew's marriage is not going well as well. Just before they are to embark for a trip to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Karen says she is going on vacation by herself to "think about everything." Matthew and Victor decide to go to Rio with their daughters. The magical atmosphere of Rio, as if saturated with eroticism and languid lusts, takes them by surprise. Victor hunts for every woman, and Matthew, faithful to his wife, modestly accompanies his daughter in her entertainment. But the exciting Brazilian rhythms and frank dances on the moonlit beach do their job. Unable to resist the relentless onslaught of the young seducer, Matthew enters into an intimate relationship with her. Victor is furious when he finds out about an "older man" in his daughter's life, and sets out to hunt him down with the aid of Matthew.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7332 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:52 am to
Just tell her about your nasty toenail fungus and she will leave you alone.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37795 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:52 am to
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it's just funny chat. The real problem here is between your ears.


just stopping by his place of business for funny chat that could be texted?

you'd be a fool to not be a least some level of vigilant about these encounters whether her intent is what he suspects or not
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8654 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:53 am to
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I’m a man. I’m 40.


LINK

You will be 40 only once!
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25686 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:53 am to
Will you make her shower before you frick her? And if you marry her at least you’re father in law won’t rut up your grass as he traverses your driveway.
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:53 am to
Some here question your interpretation of her actions as making a pass at you. Which makes me doubt my own judgment about such things. So just hypothetically, if friend's daughter tries to unzip your pants, would that qualify as making a pass? Asking for a friend, or a friend of the friend, whatever.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5118 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:53 am to
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quote:
Dear Penthouse Forum....

Hey. I'm the guy that gave you an upvote. Sorry that we're the only two old enough to get your reference.


You're not. Didn't the forum used to have the image of the lady putting on lipstick that was shaped like a dick or was that something else?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30521 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:54 am to
Pics mother fricker
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38417 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:56 am to
Let's hope the young lady doesn't try to OD on birth control pills.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20354 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:57 am to
I don’t know maybe try fingering her?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25686 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:59 am to
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I don’t know maybe try fingering her?


He said college not high school.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
29877 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:59 am to
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Will you make her shower before you frick her? And if you marry her at least you’re father in law won’t rut up your grass as he traverses your driveway.




Your memory is incredible
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
18935 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 10:00 am to
Introduce her to Jody over at Midas. I’m sure someone here still has his number. Let him slide in her DM’s. Problem solved. Your welcome
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