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Have you ever been medically rescued?

Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:22 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:22 am
That's the technical term for being scared shitless and being helped down the hill.

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Rebel Wilson Was Medically Rescued in Aspen Because She Didn't Want to Ski Down a 'Massive Hill'

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During a visit to The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Tuesday, the Isn’t It Romantic star revealed that she had to be “medically rescued” from the top of the mountain when she realized that she “forgot” how to ski.

And this ladies and gentlemen is news

MSN
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106010 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:23 am to
I hope they billed her for it.
Posted by Hog Zealot
On the Flats
Member since Mar 2012
1805 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:24 am to
I’ve had my last rights given to me at a hospital. I guess God didn’t want me yet. I’m still here 6 years later.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13912 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:29 am to
WTF... I got ambitious my first time skiing and went to the top of the mountain by myself... quickly realized I didn't have the skills or stamina for it....I "medically slid down most of it on my arse" well...and walked down with skis in hand...that's also an option you have
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:36 am to
Yup, climbing in Alabama. Was embarrassing. Did it to save a friend from himself...but damn knocking on that rangers door SUUUCKED.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45500 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:03 am to
quote:

medically rescued


Does Narcan count?
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:06 am to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178323 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:08 am to
That was smart of her. She didn't want to end up like Sonny Bobo.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45189 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:08 am to
Friends and I took wrong ski lift when we were younger and came upon a triple black mogul run, literally looked straight vertical. We weren't rescued but we slid on our arse from mogul to mogul while dudes whizzed past us on skis (pissed at us I might add).
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 11:09 am
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47663 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Hog Zealot


Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:18 am to
quote:

And this ladies and gentlemen is news


You're the one reading it and now spreading it. You don't see the issue here?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:28 am to
I think she means they airlifted her off the mountain for fears that if she fell, her fat arse would start an avalanche.
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5422 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:36 am to
I hit a ski jump going way too fast. There was a giant landing that you were supposed to land on and then ski down. I cleared the entire thing and landed on my tailbone in packed snow. I couldn't possibly ski down with a broken tail bone so they had to bring me down the mountain.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:40 am to
My wife had to be taken down once for aggravating a pre-existing knee injury. Got to ride on the snowmobile

It worked out for both of us. She was moving way to slow.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:44 am to
quote:

You're the one reading it and now spreading it.

Correct
quote:

You don't see the issue here?

As did you
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10307 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:46 am to
quote:

Rebel Wilson


Thanks for not posting pics.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:50 am to
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4694 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:52 am to
My brother, thinking he was the next Jean Claude Killy, broke his leg the first time he hit the slopes. The ski patrol had to come get him.

We started calling him Eddie the eagle
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:53 am to
I didn't click your link or read the article elsewhere. Nor did I spread this anywhere else.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105146 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:54 am to
So, big fat bitch forgot how to ski?

I figure gravity could have solved that problem.
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