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re: Have you ever been having a conversation with someone at work and a fart slips out?
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:25 am to Slippy
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:25 am to Slippy
Just say "whoop, pooted" and continue on like nothing happened. Surely no one will find that to be even more strange
This post was edited on 1/8/25 at 11:26 am
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:25 am to Slippy
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:30 am to Slippy
No but in second grade I farted on those old wooden church pew - I think the priest even heard it
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:43 am to Slippy
Don’t have an escape answer for you but I found it awkward/weird in high school a smoking hot girl farted in class. She turned red. I didn’t know what to do. Odd seeing/hearing a hot girl fart.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:46 am to Slippy
No, but I have crop dusted the hallway between my desk and the bathroom plenty of times.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:50 am to Slippy
I know one time I was with a group and I let out a silent but violent one. When it hit everyone someone asked who did it and when I went to say it was me this other dude took credit for it.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:50 am to threedog79
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Don’t have an escape answer for you but I found it awkward/weird in high school a smoking hot girl farted in class. She turned red. I didn’t know what to do. Odd seeing/hearing a hot girl fart.
You blew it. You should have announced rather loudly. Oops. I had a little stomach problem. Taking the blame. She would have probably blown you that afternoon in your car.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:53 am to Slippy
No, but if I haven’t seen anyone all day and I fart in my cube…someone will stroll in 15 seconds later.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:56 am to Slippy
just look surprised and look around like what was that
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:57 am to Slippy
Maybe say “excuse me” and move on?!?
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:58 am to Yewkindewit
Recommend everyone clear outta there asap
Posted on 1/8/25 at 12:19 pm to Topwater Trout
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just look surprised and look around like what was that
That's what my dog does...
Posted on 1/8/25 at 12:26 pm to Slippy
Almost every day - I just pretend it did not happen unless it's too loud to do that then I say, sorry - excuse me.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 12:28 pm to Slippy
This will let you know if you have a commanding presence or not. If they notice the fart, you have lost.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 12:31 pm to Palomitz
quote:The negative pressure can suck the earphones up and into your auditory canals.
Never fart with headphones on at an office.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 12:54 pm to Slippy
Yes, several times in my life. Just keep talking as if nothing happened and if you can get past about 7 seconds, you got it made.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 12:57 pm to Slippy
quote:Commonly hereafter referred to on the O-T as a "slippy"....
Have you ever been having a conversation with someone at work and a fart slips out?
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:31 pm to Slippy
I enjoy toilet humor very much
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:38 pm to North Dallas Tiger
my move
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:39 pm to Palomitz
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Last year a co-worker who sat next to me farted pretty loud. She did not notice the sound b/c she had headphones on. Seconds later she looks at me wondering how loud it was. I am seeing this with peripheral vision and trying to ignore the situation. Never fart with headphones on at an office.
Did she lean to the side first? Also, was she hot or a fat chick? I’m guessing the latter. Lol
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