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Has anyone here read The Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Love Making?
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:15 pm
I caught the tail end of an estate sale this weekend...the place was mostly cleaned out except for a ton of old books. The person running the sale said I could take any book I want for free so I grabbed an old bible produced in 1893, a Picayune Creole Cook Book (4th Edition) produced in 1910, and The Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Love Making (Illustrated Edition).
I have plans to keep the first two but was thinking about giving the last one to Dhillip upon his return next month. Pretty sure his wife is still mad at him (long story but partially my fault) and has cut him off in the bedroom...I'm thinking this book could help him with the intimate details of lovemaking and make her forget about that incident at the spa in West Houston.
It appears to be a very mature book for mature people and takes a very common sense approach...for example, I was just thumbing through it earlier and came to the section on Rear Entry: "Avoid going too deep too hard or you will hit an ovary."
Anyhow, let me know if this book make a great gift...I am not great at gift giving and want to get something useful for Dhillip.
I have plans to keep the first two but was thinking about giving the last one to Dhillip upon his return next month. Pretty sure his wife is still mad at him (long story but partially my fault) and has cut him off in the bedroom...I'm thinking this book could help him with the intimate details of lovemaking and make her forget about that incident at the spa in West Houston.
It appears to be a very mature book for mature people and takes a very common sense approach...for example, I was just thumbing through it earlier and came to the section on Rear Entry: "Avoid going too deep too hard or you will hit an ovary."
Anyhow, let me know if this book make a great gift...I am not great at gift giving and want to get something useful for Dhillip.
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 12:59 pm
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Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:17 pm to Chicken
no
wyd
wyd
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:17 pm to Chicken
TLDR
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:18 pm to Chicken
No pics?
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:19 pm to Chicken
Save Dhillip the hassle and just give it to The Egg
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:20 pm to Chicken
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was just thumbing though it earlier and came to the section on Rear Entry: "Avoid going too deep too hard or you will hit an ovary."
So that's what I've been doing wrong!
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:20 pm to Chicken
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The Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Love Making (Illustrated Edition).
What year was it produced?
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:21 pm to Chicken
Hey chicken, thanks for reinstatement to the site and MSB.
cheers
cheers
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:21 pm to Chicken
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Pretty sure his wife is still mad at him (long story but partially my fault) and has cut him off in the bedroom..
Sounds like we need another thread.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:21 pm to Chicken
Your best work since the miles photo bomb in the dome.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:21 pm to Chicken
Why don’t you try out a few moves and report back? Give us some feedback.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:24 pm to Chicken
"Avoid going too deep too hard or you will hit an ovary."
oh boy
oh boy 
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:24 pm to Chicken
Is this the original edition where they had drawings of people doing it? The dude looked like a homeless guy and the chick had hairy armpits.
I fapped to that as a kid.
I fapped to that as a kid.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:26 pm to 225bred
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Hey chicken, thanks for reinstatement to the site and MSB.
hey stupid, quit kissin arse and stick to the subject.
chicken, i have not read that, but i'm vv interested in arse hooks that have a string attached with nostril clips on it. saw it on a japanese game show.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:26 pm to Skillet
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chicken, i have not read that, but i'm vv interested in arse hooks that have a string attached with nostril clips on it. saw it on a japanese game show.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:27 pm to East Coast Band
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No pics?
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:27 pm to Skillet
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but i'm vv interested in arse hooks
This is like the 3rd time you mentioned these.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:27 pm to upgrayedd
quote:1972
What year was it produced?
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:29 pm to Chicken
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What year was it produced?
1972
The Art has changed since then. I bet it doesn’t tell you how to properly shite in your lovers mouth
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:29 pm to Chicken
I thought we had a Book Board?
I ra’d
I ra’d
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