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re: Happy birthdays to Chuck Norris(85) and Carrie Underwood (42)......

Posted on 3/10/25 at 10:17 pm to
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2735 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 10:17 pm to
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So my dad and the other guys over there didn't have anything to do with it?

Some of you get kind of stupid with this Chuck Norris badass thing.


This is an awfully stupid take.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72364 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 10:24 pm to
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Chuck is finally looking pretty old.


I dare you to tell him that to his face.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72364 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 10:25 pm to
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So my dad and the other guys over there didn't have anything to do with it?

Some of you get kind of stupid with this Chuck Norris badass thing.


My grandfather fought with the 4th Armored Division. I think the meme is hilarious.
Posted by Oklahomey
Bucksnort, TN
Member since Mar 2013
5910 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 1:59 am to
Both from the great state of OKLAHOMA!!!

Chuck Norris has his own water in stores. It has a nice kick to it.
Posted by TBubba
Not sure
Member since Sep 2007
1211 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 2:35 am to
85 turned Chuck Norris
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5112 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:02 am to
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to sleep...
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12309 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:56 am to
While in Afghanistan, Chuck Norris stepped on a IED and the trigger man exploded.

What does Chuck Norris and Tornados have in common? They both destroy trailer parks.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94832 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 6:46 am to
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when Carrie performed “America the Beautiful” without background music at the Inauguration, wow.


"I can just sing it."

That's a professional, right there.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 6:55 am to
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That's a professional, right there.

She's a pro.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
58723 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 7:10 am to
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Some of you get kind of stupid with this Chuck Norris badass thing.



quote:

Posted by Redbone


Chuck Norris read this post and Redbone is now


Deadbone
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6359 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 7:26 am to
If Chuck Norris was born today how could his birthday be May 6th?
Posted by Casper Crowe
33rd Parallel North
Member since Feb 2025
331 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 7:29 am to
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85 turned Chuck Norris


Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7385 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 7:31 am to
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If Chuck Norris was born today how could his birthday be May 6th?


Chuck Norris' birthday is celebrated everyday.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19265 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:15 am to
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If Chuck Norris was born today how could his birthday be May 6th?


Because Chuck Norris decides what day is going to be his birthday.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39926 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:20 am to
OMG!!!!! DUEL HBDs to both Chuck and Carrie!!!!!!!!!!! HBD Guys!!!!!!!
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6397 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:23 am to
Chuck Norris died 2 years ago. Death has just been too afraid to tell him.
Posted by Muahahaha
Ohio
Member since Nov 2005
6897 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:07 am to
The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year
Posted by FlatwoodsForester
Member since Jul 2012
2582 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:11 am to
quote:

So my dad and the other guys over there didn't have anything to do with it?

Some of you get kind of stupid with this Chuck Norris badass thing.



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