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re: Happy 83rd birthday to Chuck Norris....

Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12428 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:21 pm to
What does Chuck Norris and a tornado have in common? They both destroy trailer parks.

Chuck Norris drove over an IED in Afghanistan and the trigger man exploded.



Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:25 pm to



Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
7077 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:27 pm to
The boogie man checks under HIS bed for……Chuck Norris.


Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

I miss Walker, Texas Ranger.



Such a good show.

Alex Cahill was a smokeshow.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

What does Chuck Norris and a tornado have in common? They both destroy trailer parks.


Gotdamn!
Posted by mametoo
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
3293 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:29 pm to
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
48825 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:32 pm to
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4437 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74802 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Misspelled “Darth”…
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26387 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:51 pm to
Chuck Norris doesn’t own an umbrella, rain goes around him out of respect.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
48944 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:52 pm to
After a night of drinking and taco bell...
quote:



Posted by Deplorable Duke
Lousyana
Member since Nov 2016
2619 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 9:06 pm to
Carlos Ray Norris
Posted by HarveyBanger
Member since Mar 2018
1276 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 9:30 pm to
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever defeat a brick wall in tennis
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122111 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 9:33 pm to
In Chuck Norris years that's 28.
Posted by everytrueson
West Hollywood, California
Member since Mar 2012
7817 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 9:35 pm to
Quality thread
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16083 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 9:44 pm to
There's a reason Chuck Norris never shows up in a death pool is all i'm saying.
Posted by Clyde
Member since Jul 2010
1568 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:11 pm to
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Posted by Clyde
Member since Jul 2010
1568 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:13 pm to
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean

Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
26618 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:13 pm to
Chuck Norris never throws up. Chuck Norris only throws down

Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25682 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:14 pm to
Ole Chuck still railing that total gym broad
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