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Happy 83rd birthday to Chuck Norris....

Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:02 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34552 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:02 pm
A baw's baw.

He is in better shape than guys half his age and could still kick the OT's collective asses.





Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18146 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:10 pm to
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn 83

83 turns Chuck Norris
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34552 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:13 pm to
Yep
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6615 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:13 pm to
Back when the internet was fun.
Posted by Oklahomey
Bucksnort, TN
Member since Mar 2013
5001 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:15 pm to
One of Oklahoma’s finest!
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11591 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:15 pm to
Chuck Norris made an offer even the Godfather couldn't refuse...
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36110 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:16 pm to
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
This post was edited on 3/10/23 at 7:16 pm
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36110 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:17 pm to
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
4668 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:18 pm to
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36110 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:18 pm to
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36110 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:18 pm to
Chuck Norris can speak Braille
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36110 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:19 pm to
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54085 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:19 pm to
I used to love when Conan O’Brien had the Walker Texas Ranger lever
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36110 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:20 pm to
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62762 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:20 pm to
Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36110 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:20 pm to
The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36110 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:21 pm to
The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62762 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:21 pm to
When Chuck Norris's parents had nightmares, they would come to his bedroom.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36110 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:22 pm to
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36110 posts
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:22 pm to
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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