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Haircuts: "Can I clean up your eyebrows for you?"
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:19 pm
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:19 pm
What kinda frickin question is this? I thought that they only asked this at places like Great Clips but the goddamn barbershop guy asked me this once, too.
Why would any self-respecting man agree to this? Do they offer to tuck your balls away in your purse to avoid getting your clippings on them too?
Anyone who's ever said "yes" to that question needs to burn their man card.
Why would any self-respecting man agree to this? Do they offer to tuck your balls away in your purse to avoid getting your clippings on them too?
Anyone who's ever said "yes" to that question needs to burn their man card.
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:20 pm to messyjesse
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Anyone who's ever said "yes" to that question needs to burn their man card.
*spits into dip cup*
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:20 pm to messyjesse
It is like someone offering a breath mint. If they offer then you have a situation that you need to handle.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:20 pm to messyjesse
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messyjesse
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but the goddamn barbershop guy asked me this
your eyebrows might be out of control bro
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:20 pm to messyjesse
My bushy arse eyebrows enjoy a lady cleaning them up, they would be out of control otherwise, but I get them from my pops
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:20 pm to messyjesse
Maybe you just have wild fricked up eyebrows
And I bet your woman won’t blow you because she gets pubs in her mouth
And I bet your woman won’t blow you because she gets pubs in her mouth
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:21 pm to messyjesse
You seem really upset about this.
Why are you upset about this?
Why are you upset about this?
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:22 pm to messyjesse
quote:You probably ask for just toast because you think avocados are gay.
Anyone who's ever said "yes" to that question needs to burn their man card.
Leave the chardonnays and well groomed eyebrows to us, Nancy boy.
Scruffy needs the molding (eyebrows) to match the well groomed floor boards (mustache).
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:22 pm to messyjesse
It's amazing that you're triggered about a grooming service question at a barber shop. When your eyebrows get shaggy, it's just a comb and clipper to make them look more uniform.
First time at a $10+ barbershop you hick?
First time at a $10+ barbershop you hick?
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:23 pm to messyjesse
I’m not exactly sure when men decided looking nicer or not like shite is “manly”
It’s a pretty new thing. Back in the day men use to wear slacks and a collared shirt to cut the grass
It’s a pretty new thing. Back in the day men use to wear slacks and a collared shirt to cut the grass
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:23 pm to messyjesse
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What kinda frickin question is this?
It's code for upcoming unibrow.
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but the goddamn barbershop guy asked me this once, too.
Take a hint brah.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:25 pm to messyjesse
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:25 pm to messyjesse
My barber just snipped eyebrows, buzzed any stray ear hairs, and clipped any long back hairs sticking up ward. I miss the old fella! 
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:25 pm to lsupride87
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I’m not exactly sure when men decided looking nicer or not like shite is “manly”
No shite. My eyebrows are so bushy and long that they drip into my fricking eyeballs. Am I really supposed to go interact with customers like that? If you’re a roofer, drywaller, or forklift driver like the OP, I guess not looking like shite is for liberal pussies.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:26 pm to messyjesse
How fricking insecure are you? Barbers used to shave the customers too. Hair, beard, eyebrows..who give a frick? Let them do their job.
You’re probably some disgusting hairy slob who thinks your wooly back is manly. It ain’t Sasquatch. Get some proper grooming and some manscaping and clean yourself up. No one wants to see your bushy eyebrows staring back at them.
Unless you’re Greek or Hispanic. Then you might pull it off. But even they know to keep shite under control. Something you’re obviously struggling with.
You’re probably some disgusting hairy slob who thinks your wooly back is manly. It ain’t Sasquatch. Get some proper grooming and some manscaping and clean yourself up. No one wants to see your bushy eyebrows staring back at them.
Unless you’re Greek or Hispanic. Then you might pull it off. But even they know to keep shite under control. Something you’re obviously struggling with.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:27 pm to OMLandshark
I ordered a martini once and some baw said, “you like that girly shite?”
I just laughed
I just laughed
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:27 pm to lsupride87
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I’m not exactly sure when men decided looking nicer or not like shite is “manly”
It’s a pretty new thing. Back in the day men use to wear slacks and a collared shirt to cut the grass
Looking nice isn't really the issue. And my 'brows aren't really that shaggy.
The issue is these pricks thinking I wanna look like one of those fruity angelic Hollywood Golden Age stars in those soft glowing photos.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:27 pm to Yewkindewit
quote:Scruffy’s barber does the same, all while Scruffy sits there drinking a beer.
My barber just snipped eyebrows, buzzed any stray ear hairs, and clipped any long back hairs sticking up ward. I miss the old fella!
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:28 pm to messyjesse
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Why would any self-respecting man agree to this?
Because women generally don't like guys with eyebrows from Jim Henson's creature shop.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:30 pm to Scruffy
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Scruffy’s barber does the same, all while Scruffy sits there drinking a beer.
Go to Floyd’s by any chance? I love that place. The haircut takes 45 minutes and two beers, get the fricking shampoo and warm towel, but I guess I’m a f@g to the OP for wanting to look good and being served well while I’m doing it.
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