re: Had another embarrassing moment at work today.

You are definitely on the shitcan list.

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well in baseball parlance a triple play

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unassisted

only two balls were in play

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I don’t have anything to worry about.

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you will when said co worker threatens to tell your wife that you're showing other women in the office pics of naked women on your phone

I just read slagathor's link to your post.

You, my friend, are a LEGENNND.

Cheers to crying in a room full of men and dirty road whores at work!

you don't have anything to worry about... but you will forever, in her mind, be the creepy perv guy... that will never not be in the back of her mind, no matter how nice and stuff you may be to her from here on out...

best you can do is just pull her aside and say I'm sorry, you shouldn't have had that on your phone, that may help a little bit, but you will still be "phone porn" guy to her....

One time, my buddy was complaining about work. He goes, " UGH, I hate this job," I go, "the only job I like is a blow job." As soon as I say that, an old lady co-worker walks in. Everything goes quiet, she grabs something and walks out. I ask the 2 other dudes in the room if they think she heard, of course she did they say. So I run out and tell her how sorry I am and how it was inappropriate on my part and yada yada. The lady goes look I grew up around older brothers and I am a lesbian so don't worry about it, takes a lot to offend me.

Story from the link..

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Posted by whit ? ? on 3/22/18 at 5:47 pm to nickrolled

Mine is bad and I cringe even thinking about it. I just started a new job and flew out to Dallas to a training seminar. The first day we do a breakfast meet and greet and the owner of the company is there and we’re sitting at a big arse meeting/round table. Owner gets up and wants everyone to introduce themselves and say something about themselves. No biggie. Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite) but I make it through. There was nothing to get emotional about, it was the first time and the last time as an adult this has happened. I literally have no idea why that happened. Still baffles me to this day. I don’t even know why I’m sharing this. I had to spend the next two days with these people training. I still feel like a pussy to this day.

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Oh my God.


ETA: Are you still working at the same company? I am just going to pretend this woman was absolutely at the Dallas seminar.

Fixing a lady's phone email at work, loads up and I see a picture of her spread eagle with three fingers in it.

For a lady with three kids, she still looked pretty damned good.

Unfortunately her count is over a thousand.