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re: Gorilla Glue releases statement after woman uses their product on her hair

Posted on 2/9/21 at 10:03 am to
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128149 posts
Posted on 2/9/21 at 10:03 am to
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Granted, if it gets to a jury, they'd probably award 10 billion dollars or some such nonsense.


Will never get close to a jury.

GG will remove it to Federal Court and then it will get dismissed on Summary Judgment.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17280 posts
Posted on 2/9/21 at 10:42 am to
I don't know if it's true or not, but I saw somewhere that the chick is 40 years old and has multiple kids with the oldest being 20.

That makes this story even worse. I thought she was young in her early 20s like maybe 23 or 23. How do you go that long while being a mother to multiple kids while still being that stupid.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141795 posts
Posted on 2/9/21 at 10:58 am to
Her gofundme is up to 14k.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10187 posts
Posted on 2/9/21 at 11:12 am to
She supposedly also owns a daycare.
Posted by Indiangensing
Member since Nov 2017
2213 posts
Posted on 2/9/21 at 11:54 am to
Lawsuit/Gfm set up. People like her probably don't have the skills to pay for their own groceries. Gotta get clever to get that bread.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20657 posts
Posted on 2/9/21 at 2:41 pm to
Apparently a plastic surgeon is going to treat her free of charge

quote:

A woman who became internet famous after she revealed she used Gorilla Glue instead of hairspray — and hasn’t been able to wash it out for a month — may finally get a reprieve as a plastic surgeon has reportedly offered to remove the product for free.


quote:

Brown started a GoFundMe page to help pay for her medical bills and it has already raised more than $14,000 — but a solution may come for free.

Brown will fly from Louisiana to Los Angeles on Wednesday for a two- or three-day procedure, TMZ reported. Dr. Michael Obeng, a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, reportedly feels terrible for Brown and has offered to do the $12,500 treatment for free.

While soap, acetone and rubbing alcohol have all failed to remove the glue, Obenge is confident he can remove the product using medical-grade glue remover, TMZ reported.



So she's going to get free treatment and pocket the GFM which is at like $15 grand right now. All for being a giant moron. What a world.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41405 posts
Posted on 2/9/21 at 2:46 pm to
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Our sources say Tessica's hired an attorney and is weighing her legal options against Gorilla Glue. We're told the label on the product she used says do not use on eyes, skin or clothing ... with no mention of hair, which Tessica feels is misleading.


Hope this dumb bitch loses. Unbelievable
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 2/9/21 at 3:49 pm to
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How would she think a product named “Gorilla Glue” was appropriate for her hair?


To answer that would mean permanent ban.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
11036 posts
Posted on 2/9/21 at 11:56 pm to
I’m sure they were like drop lunch drop everything frick lunch let’s get out in front of this thing on Instagram so she doesn’t mess around and try to sue us.

And..... edit I read two posts up and I find it’s simply not my day. Makes sense, normally this dumbass has no chance but it is clown world these days.

She obviously has no concept of how cells work and how hair grows.
This post was edited on 2/10/21 at 12:00 am
Posted by wizard1183
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2021
348 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 12:00 am to
She took one look at the bottle and said, "good enough for a gorilla, good enough for me!"
Posted by wizard1183
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2021
348 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 12:01 am to
she shouldve used it on that mug of hers
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46582 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:15 am to
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She supposedly also owns a daycare.
And we wonder why certain communities struggle.
Posted by TchoupitoulasTiger
NOLA
Member since May 2011
1300 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:46 am to
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Because a lot of black women glue in weave all the time...or used to. Now they sew it in.


I have tried, yet realize that I will never understand person’s of color hair situation. I tried. I understand more about subterranean thermodynamics, electricity, the Google Cloud, rockets, modern indoor plumbing, and Artificial Intelligence than I ever will about a person’s of color’s hair.
Posted by wizard1183
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2021
348 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 2:24 am to
Well there's not much you can do with that nap. Thus glued-in weave
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 5:28 am to
First thing that should be done is to make sure she can’t ever reproduce.
It’s hard to think that someone would think that was a good idea.
This post was edited on 2/10/21 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73290 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 9:01 am to


Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14957 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 9:40 am to
The eye lashes say it all; stupid.
Posted by Lucky5150
B.S.L.
Member since Jun 2016
1557 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 9:51 am to
So many jokes about this......so many bans
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65294 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 9:51 am to
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 10:02 am to
This bitch is why we have stupid warning labels on everything. Now, there will be more. If it's even possible. Common sense has been lost.
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