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re: Gorilla Glue releases statement after woman uses their product on her hair

Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33042 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:33 pm to
That woman is incredibly stupid.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21829 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:33 pm to
kinda surprised the glue even stuck to her hair in the first place if I'm being honest
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 3:33 pm
Posted by ZouKeeper314
Missouri
Member since Jun 2012
2253 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:33 pm to
Somehow she will be rewarded for being an imbecile
Posted by Roman reigns
Member since Feb 2021
75 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:33 pm to

She’s suing
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2767 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:34 pm to
She must have gotten that confused with the Gorilla Snot products you can get at Walmart. That's fricking hilarious!!!
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8902 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:34 pm to
Is this girl just fricking stupid or is this a plan to get free money?? What say the OT?
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6316 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:34 pm to
Did she glue her eyes open too?
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:34 pm to


Posted by Unobtanium
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
1853 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:35 pm to
Please tell me that there isn't a lawyer out there who will touch this.

Other than Jackie Chiles, of course.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4662 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:36 pm to
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GG says all of its products are considered permanent and the packaging states it too ... but we're told Tessica felt it was okay because the product said multi-use.

Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Isaac Newton, and this person - all the same species.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:36 pm to
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They will be adding hair though I bet.


I would add hair to shame her for the rest of her life. (If she is in fact suing.)
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33042 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:36 pm to
How would she think a product named “Gorilla Glue” was appropriate for her hair?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23723 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Tessica's already crowdfunding for her medical bills ... a GoFundMe has raised $9,000 and counting.

Of course.
quote:

GG says all of its products are considered permanent and the packaging states it too ... but we're told Tessica felt it was okay because the product said multi-use.

quote:

We're told the label on the product she used says do not use on eyes, skin or clothing ... with no mention of hair, which Tessica feels is misleading.

Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
71036 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:37 pm to
Awesome. Gonna go spray some on my dick


Damn that sounded bad
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 3:39 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73670 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:37 pm to
we're sorry miss brown is a dumbass so, we are addressing all of the other dumbasses in the world.

glue is not for your hair.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
38464 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

This will be a thread



my first thought as well
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 3:38 pm
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112560 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

quote:
We're told the label on the product she used says do not use on eyes, skin or clothing ... with no mention of hair, which Tessica feels is misleading.






Tol-ja
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23723 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:38 pm to
Which OT lawyer is representing Tessica?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127957 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Please tell me that there isn't a lawyer out there who will touch this.


An attorney may take it try and get a nuisance fee from the company...aka them paying the attorney/Tessica 3-10 grand to go away.

But if it ACTUALLY went into litigation it would get thrown out on Summary Judgment pretty easily.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18548 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Why would anyone think that a product called "glue" would be okay to put in their hair?



There shouldnt be.

It's a joke.... hopefully it stays that way
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