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re: Girlfriend is furious that I'm not attending her best friends gender reveal tomorrow.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 10:42 am to Chucktown_Badger
Posted on 7/16/22 at 10:42 am to Chucktown_Badger
Oh boy here we go
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Posted on 7/16/22 at 10:45 am to Chucktown_Badger
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Peasant
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 10:47 am
Posted on 7/16/22 at 10:55 am to BunkieWrench
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Go to the damn thing with her. Get drunk. Act a fool. There's your ticket to not being asked to go to the next one
I was going to suggest this
Posted on 7/16/22 at 11:08 am to Hawkeye here
How do they know the gender? They may know the sex, but what if in 1st grade it wants to change genders? Oh wait, another party!
Posted on 7/16/22 at 11:31 am to Hawkeye here
I thought gender was a thing of the past now.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 11:34 am to Hawkeye here
Great job. Gender reveals are the absolute worst. Nobody gives a f if your baby is a boy or a girl.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 11:34 am to boosiebadazz
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Oh boy here we go
If someone wants to call me out, I'll respond.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 11:35 am to LSUCOCK
Just make it an excuse to get drunk, then PIIHB that night.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 12:24 pm to Chef Free Gold Bloom
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It’s just an excuse to hang out.
Fair enough, but it doesn't end up working like that, and it's an obligation at that point. Plan something for you and your five or however many good friends for sure. But this has auntees and grannies and family friends who have to navigate with people they've never met and you hardly see your actual friend. It's more like a wedding. It's an ordeal. And if you don't invite the 80% of extra people, they get all butthurt so you have to. Just a big headache.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 12:27 pm to Hawkeye here
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Girlfriend is furious
She aint the one.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 12:30 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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If someone wants to call me out, I'll respond.
SHOW US YOUR TINY DICK, PUSSY
Posted on 7/16/22 at 12:34 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Good. Let her be pissed. Those things are terrible
Can't imagine someone being pissed over it, she must be a mess. Huge red flags.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 12:47 pm to Hawkeye here
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I work 50/60 hours a week and am on call 24/7. There are things that I need to get done this weekend.
A. You work too much. Unless you're the sole proprietor of a fledgling business or POTUS, nobody is on call 24/7. Hire some relief or set boundaries for yourself asap. Life's too short to work all of the time.
B. What "things" are more important than spending a few hours with your girlfriend? I'm sure you realize she's questioning if you're husband material. She's mad because you are refusing to hang out with her because what she wants to do is dumb in your eyes.
Successful relationships require a lot of give and take. If you are her knight in shining armor and attend these silly events with her, you'll get more time at the deer camp. And not only will she not complain, she'll have a pot of gumbo on the stove for you when you get home.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 12:51 pm to Hawkeye here
She doesn't know what gender "she" is?
National phenomena.
National phenomena.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 1:18 pm to Hawkeye here
Explosive diarrhea excuse.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 1:44 pm to Hawkeye here
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We always referred to hot/thin girls with large breasts as cornfed.
We would say she's cornfed if she had large breasts, but only if she is also thin.
Fat chicks don't get credit for having large breasts, and don't get the honor of being referred to as cornfed.
Congrats on doing it wrong you whole life. Also congrats on the secks with a fat chick. How is the gender reveal party?
Posted on 7/16/22 at 2:52 pm to Hawkeye here
My guess is she just doesn’t want to show up alone and keep getting asked where you are. But you gotta do what you gotta do.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 2:56 pm to HouseMom
quote:Fantasy land.
If you are her knight in shining armor and attend these silly events with her, you'll get more time at the deer camp. And not only will she not complain, she'll have a pot of gumbo on the stove for you when you get home.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 3:00 pm to Hawkeye here
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We always referred to hot/thin girls with large breasts as cornfed. We would say she's cornfed if she had large breasts, but only if she is also thin.
I guess that I can concede the possibility that you zoomers changed the definition of “cornfed” to be something that is not synonymous with heifer. Just know that to the rest of us, cornfed = a polite way of saying obese.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 3:05 pm to Bernie Bierman
Offensive lineman from the Midwest were called "cornfed." Cornfed is big and blocky.
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