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re: GF found some panties in my clean laundry today

Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:17 am to
Posted by carrguitar
Member since Oct 2014
946 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:17 am to
If you're up shite's creek, at least you can catch some wind for your sailboat with the whale sails your gf found.
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
23820 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:17 am to
quote:

they got stuck in the dryer, how are they now dirty?

Your alibi doesn't add up.



I know right I feel like Andy Dufresne!
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
12813 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:18 am to
Thread is worthless without pics of GF
Posted by ChairmanOfThisBoard
Member since Mar 2010
168 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:19 am to
At the time I met my wife, I had a small panty collection from previous GFs. She found them and of course questioned it. Said they were left on accident and that I felt bad throwing them away knowing how expensive they are.

She threw them away for me.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:20 am to
quote:

dirty (and very large) panties
THIS is why remote work from home is doomed to fail!

Just imagine how bad this would be to have the GF interrupt your company wide Zoom meeting!
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18296 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:21 am to
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61536 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:21 am to
quote:

She held up these dirty (and very large) panties

Pics?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133255 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:22 am to
Plot twist, she’s a fan of the moister oyster and trying to throw you off the scent
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36709 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:22 am to
good news: you're not cheating on your girlfriend

bad news: you're a poor and don't have in-home W/D
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17123 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:23 am to
quote:

and their laundry likely got stuck in the dryer and got unknowingly plucked up by me.


quote:

She held up these dirty (and very large) panties asking “what is this?


Your story doesn’t hold water. If they were in the dryer, the panties would be clean, not dirty.

Posted by lacajun069
franklinton
Member since Sep 2008
2166 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:23 am to
You been out Hawking? Don't they all get pretty at closing time?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133255 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:25 am to
quote:

You been out Hawking?


Is that when you bang a paraplegic in a wheelchair that talks like a robot?




Oh I don’t judge at all. 18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy. If she can’t walk I’ll drag her.
This post was edited on 10/7/20 at 9:27 am
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18766 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:25 am to
One time my grandma came over to visit. She started not feeling well and went take a nap in my bed. Later that night my ex-gf got home and we laid in bed to go to sleep. I got woken up moments later to her yelling about whose rings were these on the night stand. Took me a few minutes to realize my grandma must have took hers off before taking her nap. She made me call my grandma at 11PM to ask if she forgot her rings.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27551 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:27 am to
You are banging the enormous neighbor


Don't Lie
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15823 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:29 am to
quote:

She made me call my grandma at 11PM to ask if she forgot her rings.


I would prefer fall to the wrath of an angry gf over the wrath of my grandmother be woken up at by a 11PM phone call.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73541 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:29 am to
tell her they are yours
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:30 am to
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
28233 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:32 am to
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17666 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:35 am to
quote:

She held up these dirty (and very large) panties asking “what is this?”


Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92373 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 9:37 am to
quote:

nd their laundry likely got stuck in the dryer and got unknowingly plucked up by me.


Riiiiiiiiiiiight
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