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re: Getting married in 2 days.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:14 am to Bama and Beer
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:14 am to Bama and Beer
Blow jobs don't end.....they just end from your wife
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Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:15 am to LSUengineer12
Run
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:19 am to LSUengineer12
You should only be on the hook for an anniversary gift/valentines day gift so...frick you for that.
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 9:20 am
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:20 am to LSUengineer12
Legally speaking, she will have the obligation to submit to your reasonable and normal sexual desires once you are married. It is your job to convince her what reasonable and normal is. Shoot for the stars.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:23 am to LSUZombie
quote:
Keep separate bank accounts
Hoping this is sarcasm. If the wifey racks up loads of debt while you are married, it is considered your debt too. With separate accounts you'd never see it coming.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:25 am to LSUengineer12
May have already been said... enjoy your last beej because she's done.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:29 am to LSUengineer12
Prayers sent
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:32 am to LSUengineer12
Oh and congrats!
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 9:33 am
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:37 am to LSUengineer12
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Don't go through with it.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:43 am to LSUengineer12
Congrats!
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:50 am to LSU0358
quote:
Hoping this is sarcasm. If the wifey racks up loads of debt while you are married, it is considered your debt too. With separate accounts you'd never see it coming.
Only if you don't know how credit works (which you may not, judging from your post).
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 9:51 am
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:52 am to LSUengineer12
My name is Sue! How do you do?!!! Now you're gonna die!!!
Johnny Cash
Johnny Cash
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:02 am to Hogwarts
Ask for anal or a threesome or you aren't going through with it, it's your last shot to hold all the cards.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:03 am to Tiger Ryno
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By the time she gets to you, her jaw is tired.
From talking at work, eating lunch, and whatnot.
quote:
still get the same frequency I got before the marriage...none at all
By the time she gets to you, her jaw is tired.
From talking at work, eating lunch, and whatnot.
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 10:07 am
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:07 am to LSUengineer12
Does she have small hands? That's the secret to a happy life. Marry a chick with small hands, that way your pecker always looks big.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:10 am to LSUengineer12
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Any last words of advice?
Swallow. He'll appreciate it.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:26 am to LSUengineer12
Call it off you dumb bastard. CALL IT OFF!!!!
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:26 am to LSUZombie
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Keep separate bank accounts
Keep a secret divorce fund
Posted on 2/13/16 at 7:52 pm to LSUengineer12
How'd it go baw? Did you survive?
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