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German cars- why it’s a $1,000 minimum for every time in the shop

Posted on 9/28/26 at 7:48 am
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 7:48 am
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 7:50 am to


You obviously never owned a vintage Beetle

Could fix most issues with duct tape, baling wire, and a ball peen hammer (for banging on it till the problem got fixed)
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 7:51 am to
Posted by BabyTac
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 7:52 am to
Learn to do things yourself.

If a high school drop out or ex convict can learn how to, there is no reason you can’t.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 7:52 am to
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Learn to do things yourself.


I think most German autos require tools that prevent this
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
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Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 7:54 am to
I'm sure AutoZone or O'Reilly's will change them out for free.
Posted by N2cars
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 7:59 am to
I mean, I guess if you consider metric tools "special", then, yes.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:00 am to
Depends on the job and the shop baw
Posted by auggie
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:01 am to
Hey, quality always costs extra.
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:03 am to
My wife’s jeep grand Cherokee has the battery under the seat like that


It’s fricking stupid
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:10 am to
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battery under the seat


Had a beetle with same, and Buick sedan

quote:

It’s fricking stupid


Cadillac had the same. best car back in the day for smuggling smokes and booze into Canada. Not so stupid if you knew how this worked.
Posted by Eighteen
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:17 am to
I post this a few times in these threads, I can change the headlight on my 97 4Runner in 4 minutes with a single flat head screw driver and an $8 bulb.

my wife’s Infiniti suv needed one headlight changed, the shop wanted $350…looked at them like they were crazy. Went to autozone, the damn bulb is $130 by itself, and the process to change the bulb on one side requires completely removing the batteries and several other pieces…on other side you have to remove the washer fluid tanks etc. Both require engine bay gymnastics to reach down in under the hood and change the bulb without being able to see it at all. There’s no need for things that are simple maintenance on wear and tear items to be that much of a pain in the arse and require so many steps.

I now have more sympathy/underdtand there’s a reason so many people can’t even work on their own cars or houses or appliances, etc. anymore.
This post was edited on 9/28/26 at 8:19 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:17 am to
Because it's a German car
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:17 am to
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Had a beetle with same


Had a VW Thing. Yes the battery was under the back seat but all you had to do was lift the cushion and there it was. Not even comparable.
This post was edited on 9/28/26 at 9:04 am
Posted by tLSU
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:18 am to
My wife had a Grand Cherokee and I remember being confused as shite looking for it when the batt died. But in fairness, the swap was easy and involved sliding the seat forward, not removing trim or unbolting seats.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:21 am to
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all you had to do was lift the cushion


Same with old Buick and old Cadillac sedans.



Did you like the Thing (was the junior staff car for the Germans in WW II)
Posted by RoyalWe
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:22 am to
The lithium battery for the latest ICE Porsches cost $1,500 before you turn a screw. Add labor and you're probably at $2,500. This is also why people have developed conversion kits to be able to use $300 AGM batteries.

If you're going to own a German car, buy the extended warranty, be able to perform your own maintenance, and find a third-party shop that knows your car.

If you're buying a performance car, understand what that means and make sure you can shoulder the burden. It's not worth it to most people.
Posted by CitizenK
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:26 am to
Several years ago, a friend changed the battery in his Mercedes and found 3 ea 10MM sockets under it. The problem with modern Mercedes is that the drive train requires microchip matched parts. $10k for his transmission to be changed due a small hole in it from road debris.

FTR, he had to have one towed in Baton Rouge after going through high water during rain storm. Cheapest and best service he ever had was here in Baton Rouge. He lives in Houston.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 8:42 am to
If owning a car was purely based upon aesthetics, MB, Porsche, BMW, Audi and Jaguar are easily the leaders in the clubhouse.

Slightly unfortunately, I compromise and buy Lexus and have* learned to see them as beautiful.

*over two plus decades of zero experience being left/stuck/stranded in my driveway or on the side of the road, which is the existential single reason for owning a car
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