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Gas prices are getting crazy
Posted on 6/9/22 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 6/9/22 at 5:14 pm
The Kokomo Press
The police report is weirdly specific.
"According to independent witnesses, twenty-five year old Sasha Manning of Kokomo approached an older male at gas pump #6. After a small conversation between the two, witnesses say the suspect loudly offered the older male some ‘good-good’ in exchange for a full tank of premium unleaded. When the older male didn’t know what ‘good-good’ meant he asked Ms. Manning and she made a crude gesture and replied “this {explicit} Grandpa.” The victim then made a call to dispatch and officers arrived a short time after and arrested Ms. Manning on one charge of attempted prostitution."
"Detectives said while they had Ms. Manning In custody they asked her why she would subject herself to this and her answer was. “That guy couldn’t have screwed me any harder than our President is right now.”
The police report is weirdly specific.
"According to independent witnesses, twenty-five year old Sasha Manning of Kokomo approached an older male at gas pump #6. After a small conversation between the two, witnesses say the suspect loudly offered the older male some ‘good-good’ in exchange for a full tank of premium unleaded. When the older male didn’t know what ‘good-good’ meant he asked Ms. Manning and she made a crude gesture and replied “this {explicit} Grandpa.” The victim then made a call to dispatch and officers arrived a short time after and arrested Ms. Manning on one charge of attempted prostitution."
"Detectives said while they had Ms. Manning In custody they asked her why she would subject herself to this and her answer was. “That guy couldn’t have screwed me any harder than our President is right now.”
This post was edited on 6/9/22 at 5:15 pm
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Posted on 6/9/22 at 5:15 pm to Sweet Pickles
No one likes a narc.
Posted on 6/9/22 at 5:19 pm to Sweet Pickles
quote:
“That guy couldn’t have screwed me any harder than our President is right now.”
Posted on 6/9/22 at 5:23 pm to Sweet Pickles
quote:
When the older male didn’t know what ‘good-good’ meant he asked Ms. Manning and she made a crude gesture and replied “this {explicit} Grandpa.”
Posted on 6/9/22 at 5:24 pm to Sweet Pickles
quote:
That guy couldn’t have screwed me any harder than our President is right now.”
For this, I say let her go
Grandpa’s a dumbass
This post was edited on 6/9/22 at 5:26 pm
Posted on 6/9/22 at 5:24 pm to Sweet Pickles
quote:
witnesses say the suspect loudly offered the older male some ‘good-good’ in exchange for a full tank of premium unleaded.
Posted on 6/9/22 at 5:51 pm to fr33manator
Oh yea - I’d fill up her tank
Posted on 6/9/22 at 5:58 pm to Sweet Pickles
I'm still trying to figure out what "good-good" is... I mean did she show her pussy, tits, or offer him a blow job...?
And, who on here wouldn't have filled her tank with premium..
And, who on here wouldn't have filled her tank with premium..
This post was edited on 6/9/22 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 6/9/22 at 5:58 pm to Sweet Pickles
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Sasha Manning of Kokomo
That's where we wanna goooo
Way down in Kokomo
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:01 pm to Sweet Pickles
I’d even get her a fountain drink afterwards
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:01 pm to Sweet Pickles
What car did she have that required premium?
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:07 pm to DownSouthCrawfish
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I’d even get her a fountain drink afterwards
I’d definitely give her a Big Gulp.
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:13 pm to Sweet Pickles
Finally understand what The Beach Boys song “Kokomo” was about now.
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:25 pm to Sweet Pickles
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Detectives said while they had Ms. Manning In custody they asked her why she would subject herself to this and her answer was. “That guy couldn’t have screwed me any harder than our President is right now.”
Gahahahaha
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:40 pm to Cosmo
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What car did she have that required premium?
Probably one she wishes she didn't have right now.
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:42 pm to fr33manator
IWHI
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:43 pm to Sweet Pickles
Aruba, Jamaica...
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:44 pm to Sweet Pickles
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:45 pm to Sweet Pickles
I’ll take things I’d do for $100 Alex
Posted on 6/9/22 at 6:45 pm to DownSouthCrawfish
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I’d even get her a fountain drink afterwards
79 cent any size Polar Pop would’ve been a nice suggestion…
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