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re: GA 2nd grade teacher creates “fart corner” for her classroom
Posted on 8/26/26 at 1:54 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 8/26/26 at 1:54 pm to Darth_Vader
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GA 2nd grade teacher creates “fart corner” for her classroom
At first I read this as "fat corner".
Sticking fatties in the corner for being fat is the old school 1970's style shaming I'm here for.
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Posted on 8/26/26 at 1:56 pm to Darth_Vader
Ripping one on those old wood seats above that echo chamber where you are supposed to store your books was right of passage. The echo and resonance was a thing to behold.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 1:57 pm to Darth_Vader
Honestly, that's genius. As the father of a 2nd grader, I can attest there is nothing in this world funnier to a 7 year old than ripping arse as much as possible.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:12 pm to Gusoline
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One of the hottest women ive ever known would own up to hers in class. " sorry yall my farts stink". Thats when i fell in love.
Was this in high school or college, and did you end up marrying her?
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:23 pm to Darth_Vader
Seems absurd but I got written up for farting in art class which triggered a suspension so I can at least empathize.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:24 pm to Wraytex
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The Glazing Saddles
Screw any of y'all that think auto-correct isn't great.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:28 pm to Darth_Vader
Coming soon to the classroom, the piss niche and shite station.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:30 pm to Saint Alfonzo
High school teacher here. Taught at an all boys school. They liked to rip and disturb the class.
I had 2 doors for my room, so I told them if they needed to fart they can ask to "use the carwash."
They would leave out one door, fart in the hallway, and come back in through the other door.
Cut classroom emissions by an insane amount!
I had 2 doors for my room, so I told them if they needed to fart they can ask to "use the carwash."
They would leave out one door, fart in the hallway, and come back in through the other door.
Cut classroom emissions by an insane amount!
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:30 pm to Darth_Vader
My mother was a 4th grade teacher.
One day, a girl named Emily was crawling on her knees around the classroom. When mom asked her what she was doing, Emily responded that someone had farted and she was going to find out who it was.
Every classroom should have a fart corner.
You never know if it will be harmless or SBD.
One day, a girl named Emily was crawling on her knees around the classroom. When mom asked her what she was doing, Emily responded that someone had farted and she was going to find out who it was.
Every classroom should have a fart corner.
You never know if it will be harmless or SBD.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:32 pm to Darth_Vader
There was a kid in my grade school, Jamie, who could fart on command. And his shoes were always untied.
We used to say his shoelaces were pipelines connecting him to natural gas pockets deep in the earth.
We used to say his shoelaces were pipelines connecting him to natural gas pockets deep in the earth.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:41 pm to Darth_Vader
Where were these areas when I was an elementary school kid in Georgia
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:43 pm to Darth_Vader
I would just fart at my desk. And when the teacher asked me why I didn't go to the "gas station" to fart, I'd say that I didn't want to go that far so I just went to the "convenient store".
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:45 pm to Darth_Vader
The teacher says she wants to help normalize farting. Well how about I just rip one from my desk?
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:46 pm to Darth_Vader
I would crop dust the entire class on my way to sharpen my pencil. I would start asking who farted when I sat back down
Posted on 8/26/26 at 3:08 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
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I would crop dust the entire class on my way to sharpen my pencil. I would start asking who farted when I sat back down
Good stuff. I'd slow down walking past sworn enemies' desks and start my song there, finish with a big smile on my way back past them.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:10 pm to biglosdaddy
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High school teacher here. Taught at an all boys school. They liked to rip and disturb the class. I had 2 doors for my room, so I told them if they needed to fart they can ask to "use the carwash." They would leave out one door, fart in the hallway, and come back in through the other door.
Did you ever teach at a co-ed or all girls schools?
Some girls can be bad too.
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:17 pm to Darth_Vader
she doesn’t look like she has a weak stomach
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:25 pm to SallysHuman
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Hilarious, and awesome!
Until your kid gets caught acting up in class and has to sit in the desk by the fart corner and you have to ask them why they smell worse than normal
Posted on 8/26/26 at 4:39 pm to Darth_Vader
You never put Baby in corner!
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:15 pm to Darth_Vader
It's not polite to say "fart." It should've been called the "Fluff Corner" instead.
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