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TaderSalad
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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I have another suit story that’s funnier if y’all would like to hear it?



no one wants to here about you and your mom in your birthday suits.


DovaVol
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Member since Dec 2008
2002 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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I had a buddy crash on my couch after we did some drinking the night before. Probably around 3am, I heard a bunch of noise in the kitchen so I came out of my room to check and there was dude, drunk as heck, taking a leak in my oven with the door open. He did not believe me the next morning when I made him clean my oven out.



Nearly the same. Two buddies came in town for the weekend, one had graduated the semester before, the other was that guy's friend that would always come in town to party with us. My roommates were brothers and had met up with their parents earlier on Saturday for lunch(this comes back in to play). We all go out Saturday night and wake up Sunday getting ready to head to the lake and notice that one of the two weekend visitors had gotten up early and left. Not thinking anything of it, one of the roommates goes and preheats the oven and walks away. Comes back 5 min or so later to put his leftovers from Saturday in there and gets hit with the worst smell ever, a smell that quickly saturated our condo. Fella(the buddy of our recently graduated friend) that had gotten out of town early that morning had dropped a deuce in the oven, which had then been preheated to 375. No one in our group had ever wronged this dude(i.e. stolen a girl, fricked his g/f) or even really had a disagreement of any kind with him. Craziest part is that none of our group of friends has seen or heard from the guy since, not even our buddy that he knew.


jflsufan
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
2697 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
One time I came home early from class and my roommate was sitting on a leather recliner butt naked with a big bowl of jello upside down on his lap. I was like WTF are you doing? He said he was hot and he was hungry. It was cold as shite outside and there wasn't a spoon in sight.
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The Spleen
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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no one wants to here about you and your mom in your birthday suits.





I'd like to hear about his mom in her birthday suit.


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theantiquetiger
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Living on Alvin Dark in the late 80’s, in one of the houses near Brightside. During the spring, there would be a ton of co-ed’s jogging around the block of Alvin Dark, Brightside, Nickelson, Pettit. I’m standing in the door way, watching a group of 5 or 6 “Quad Hot on a Tuesday” co-eds jog by. My room mate sneaks up behind and “pants” me (and the underwear).
I was just sorry I was VERY disappointing to them


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Eriq Killmonger
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7th Ward, Wakanda
Member since Sep 2018
388 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Roommate 1 left cell phone in Roommate 2's room. Roommate 2 does a very good impression of roommate 1. Roommate 1's mom calls his phone. Roommate 2 proceeds to answer phone in his best Roommate 1's impersonation. Moms ask what have you been up to. Roommate 2 responds nothing just jacking it mom. Mom gasps as if there in no more oxygen present. Roommate 2 hangs up the phone and told me he saw this on an episode of south park. Roommate 1 comes from a super religious family. Later that night Roommate 1 proceeds to literally beat the devil out of Roommate 2. You would have had to been there to appreciate it.


Clyde
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
My roommate pissed me off once, so I rubbed my dick on his pillow while he was at class


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kingbob
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Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
49425 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Yet another different roommate:
We lived in a 3 man apartment with 2 bathrooms. Well, one of the guys was an obsessive compulsive clean freak. He discovered that the key to his room would also lock the bathroom nearest his room (which also happened to be the one off of the living room). He would lock it on gamedays before going out to tailgate because “he didn’t want anyone to use his toothbrush”. So, we’d have like 8 people over in gameday all sharing one bathroom because this a-hole would lock “his” bathroom.

Well, my gf (same one from prior stories) got desperate one week and decided to try to pick the lock on his bathroom with a hair clip and a safety pin and succeeded so we could all use that second bathroom. The next day, the roommate is walking around the apt cleaning all confused and asks me: “did I lock my bathroom yesterday?” I just shrugged. He starts saying “I could have sworn I locked it...DID ANYONE USE MY TOOTHBRUSH!!!?” I just looked at him like a crazy person and said “Why the f&$k would anyone want to use your toothbrush?”

We picked his lock every game day the rest of the year and each time moved every item in his bathroom around slightly just to f$&k with him. We never admitted it nor got caught.
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YumYum Sauce
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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TheFonz
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I have tons of funny stories, but what happens in Kirby Smith stays in Kirby Smith.
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tigerang
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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what happens in Kirby Smith stays in Kirby Smith


That place was a true shite hole, but I am still good friends with a few fellas I met there 16 years later. good times


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The Spleen
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Member since Dec 2010
25363 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Similar story. One summer, my buddy and I had a girl move into the vacant bedroom in the house we were renting. She was also a good friend, so it wasn't completely awkward or anything from a porn movie. But she was very OCD on being on a schedule. Like she did the same thing, at the same time almost every day. So we'd frick with her to get her off schedule. She'd do a load of laundry(we were fancy and had our own washer and dryer)every night at the same time. So we started putting in a load 10 minutes before we knew she'd go to do it. She would flip out. She ate a bowl of Grape Nuts every morning at the same time. We moved the box of Grape Nuts every night before we went to bed so she'd have to search the house for it. She was too nice to wake us up I guess. Somehow she's still good friends with us after that summer of torment for her.


alphaandomega
Alabama Fan
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
6161 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I was a freshman and had a part time job, as I am leaving for work one afternoon my roommate comes in with a litre of cheap tequila.

I come home 4 hours later and my roommate is sitting on the couch with all the lights off and an empty tequila bottle and he is sharpening some giant arse rambo knife.

I moved out the next morning.

(Also not a roommate, but I got in a fight at the Sidetrack and ran out the back when the cops showed up. After a short chase I climbed into a salvation army donation hut (little 4'x4' building where you left clothes). Cops could not find me and I passed out. Woke up the next morning and climbed out while a lady and her son were dropping off some stuff.)


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Dantheman504
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Member since Jun 2013
643 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I walked in my house one day to a thick smell of sour tuna. I found my roommate cooking already cooked canned tuna on the stove because "he wanted to cook the juice out". I went off on him and asked how much more challenging it would have been to dump the juice out in the sink. It smelled for 2 days. Idiot


Peazey
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Metry
Member since Apr 2012
24863 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
My old roommate from living I dorms did a similar thing. It wasn't quite as nasty as your story. It was just for a day, and then he washed his clothes. He walked around all day telling everyone who would listen what he claimed to be Willie Nelson's "I'm an executive" joke.


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Carson123987
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Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
61675 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
my buddy and I decided to live together in the engineering dorm at lsu. we get set up and it has us rooming together on the 3rd floor

we decide to use my buddy's recent back surgery as an excuse to get moved to the first floor. he puts in the request with no issues. several weeks later I get a message from a guy (lets call him Bill) that says "sup roommate?" I was like wtf and pulled up the dorm website. sure enough, it shows me with Bill on the 3rd floor, and my buddy with someone else (lets call him Stephen) on the 1st floor. long story short, we cancelled the room change request and got put back together on 3rd floor, while Bill and Stephen were on the 1st floor

turns out the Stephen has some Stephen Hawking-like physical disability. he walked funny and his legs were locked in place like he was skiing or something - half squat with his knees together. he rode around campus on a segway-type thing and was recognized for it.

I ended up meeting Bill a few times and he was a good guy, think he was Kappa Sig. Turned out Stephen was a huge prick - super rude, never took showers, never cleaned..total slob. Bill always cursed me in jest but he probably really meant it What a long, shitty year for that poor bastard. My buddy narrowly dodged a bullet from that Stephen Hawking mf


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HammerheadLincoln
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The farther west the farther out
Member since May 2015
1960 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I have a roommate cooking story too.

I wake up at 3 am on a Thursday night to the smoke detectors going off. I walk out of my room and my roommate is passed out on the sofa and there's smoke just billowing out of a pot on the stove. The motherfricker got wasted and was going to fry a chicken, but he fell asleep after he put oil in the pot and turned the stove on. I covered the pot, turned off the stove, opened the windows and promptly went back to bed. Was too made to do anything else. Roommate dealt with the mess in the morning. The entire apartment and some of my clothes smelt like burnt grease for a couple weeks.


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tigerfoot
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Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
39157 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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He got up and pissed in the shower instead of the toilet and didn't bother to clean it up or at least rinse it down the drain.

I do that because it is a Thursday


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Clyde Tipton
LSU Fan
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
35575 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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My roommate sold weed to Odell Beckham and Sam montgomery


I used to "know" Amp Hill when we were at LSU in the early 2000's if you catch my drift.

Funny story, week 2 of the 2003 season he and I think it was Stephen Peterman told me they were going to win the National Championship. I laughed at them... LSU won.


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Black n Gold
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13342 posts

re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
My roommate was on the phone with his over possessive gf telling her how he was going to stay low key that night and study. She should have detected his bs then being as he never studied and got terrible grades. Hangs up the phone, tells me we're going out, and proceeds to start drinking. Get home at 3:00 AM all shitty. He retires to his room where he starts moaning and groaning. Calls up his gf to tell her he is dying. She drives to our apartment and finds him sleeping in a bed of his own vomit. Cleans him and the room up. He wakes up the next afternoon, calls his gf up and tells her how he smoked his test because he studied so well. Dude had no idea what transpired the night before.


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