Funny College Roommate Stories?

I walked in on him reading a Playgirl one time.

He was a Jesuit grad.

I had a buddy crash on my couch after we did some drinking the night before. Probably around 3am, I heard a bunch of noise in the kitchen so I came out of my room to check and there was dude, drunk as heck, taking a leak in my oven with the door open. He did not believe me the next morning when I made him clean my oven out.

man, you and your college buddies sure were wild

One summer day, we ate a bunch of mushrooms then started drinking moonshine. My roommate tried to ride his bike down the street while naked in a thunderstorm. He made it about 20 yards before wrecking the bike while we all stood in the yard laughing.

I guess you had to be there, and also be tripping really hard for it to be funny. But I still laugh just thinking about the scene. He was going down to a house where some sorority girls lived to ask if they wanted to come do mushrooms with us. I forget the reason why he did it naked.

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a friend in the same dorm (mcvoy) that tried washing everything in one load because he only had that many quarters. Jammed so much into the washer it broke it, and it overflowed everywhere.

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Classic.

See, these are subtle but humorous stories.

Dude considered campus as his camp ground and his dorm room as his rv. He almost never came home at night, but he had his alarm clock there. He worked a lab job early early in the morning, so that alarm clock would go off whether he was there or not. It wasn’t a normal alarm clock either. It had both battery and a/c power, it had the tiniest button ever to make it turn off while every other button worked as a “snooze”, and it was one of those that would get louder the longer it went without being shut off exponentially. Every time he’d come back, he’d find that I’d disassembled the f$&king thing at 5:00am the morning before when I couldn’t get the damn thing to stop f$&king beeping.

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Took a shite in the VCR and wiped with the remote.

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The frick

A different roommate seemingly was up at all hours of the day and night, yet was always up crazy early in the morning to work out. He was a creole cowboy from Lake Charles area and made the best damn pork chops and gravy I’ve ever had. Anyways, he would come home to the apartment at like 3:00am and start a load of clothes and banging pots and pans around in the kitchen. So, I would come out and be like “dude, it’s 3:00am, what the hell is going on?” He turned to me and said, “brah, just making some pork chops! You want some?” I just looked at him like he was nuts, and then just gave up and said “...yeah.” So we ate pork chops and gravy at 3:30am, and they were delicious.