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LuckyTiger
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Funny College Roommate Stories?
My roommate ran completely out of clean clothes one time right before a break. He had worn everything he had multiple times. He put off doing a wash and really didn’t want to do one because he was going home in three days and his mom would do his laundry.

I was eating lunch in the cafeteria with the rest of our extended group of friends when he walks in and sits down at the table. We all look at him.

“Why are you wearing a suit?”

“Because I don’t have any other clean clothes.”

Dude wore his suit for the last three days.


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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I thought you said "funny"


Jim Rockford
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I walked in on him reading a Playgirl one time.

He was a Jesuit grad.


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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Subtle “my roommate could afford a suit” reference noted.


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DustyDinkleman
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Mine was a dick, but had no dick.


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Landmass
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I had a buddy crash on my couch after we did some drinking the night before. Probably around 3am, I heard a bunch of noise in the kitchen so I came out of my room to check and there was dude, drunk as heck, taking a leak in my oven with the door open. He did not believe me the next morning when I made him clean my oven out.


LuckyTiger
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I have another suit story that’s funnier if y’all would like to hear it?


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man, you and your college buddies sure were wild


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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?


I actually laughed, I would have laughed at him as well.



On a similar note, had a friend in the same dorm (mcvoy) that tried washing everything in one load because he only had that many quarters. Jammed so much into the washer it broke it, and it overflowed everywhere.

They tried to find who did it and when no one claimed it they went through the clothes and found his name on tighty whiteys and broadcast it to everyone


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Louie
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Roommate once got shitty drunk. Took a shite in the VCR and wiped with the remote. Best I got...


The Spleen
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
One summer day, we ate a bunch of mushrooms then started drinking moonshine. My roommate tried to ride his bike down the street while naked in a thunderstorm. He made it about 20 yards before wrecking the bike while we all stood in the yard laughing.

I guess you had to be there, and also be tripping really hard for it to be funny. But I still laugh just thinking about the scene. He was going down to a house where some sorority girls lived to ask if they wanted to come do mushrooms with us. I forget the reason why he did it naked.


LuckyTiger
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
That’s just one story. I have other stories.





LuckyTiger
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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a friend in the same dorm (mcvoy) that tried washing everything in one load because he only had that many quarters. Jammed so much into the washer it broke it, and it overflowed everywhere.

Classic.

See, these are subtle but humorous stories.


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Landmass
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Alabama Fan


quote:

we ate a bunch of mushrooms then started drinking moonshine. My roommate tried to ride his bike down the street while naked in a thunderstorm.


Stereotype confirmation extended


kingbob
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Dude considered campus as his camp ground and his dorm room as his rv. He almost never came home at night, but he had his alarm clock there. He worked a lab job early early in the morning, so that alarm clock would go off whether he was there or not. It wasn’t a normal alarm clock either. It had both battery and a/c power, it had the tiniest button ever to make it turn off while every other button worked as a “snooze”, and it was one of those that would get louder the longer it went without being shut off exponentially. Every time he’d come back, he’d find that I’d disassembled the f$&king thing at 5:00am the morning before when I couldn’t get the damn thing to stop f$&king beeping.


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The Spleen
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Stereotype confirmation extended



Which stereotype is that?


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RLDSC FAN
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Took a shite in the VCR and wiped with the remote.


The frick


pwejr88
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Had a fraternity brother pass out and get left in New Orleans.

The next day he woke up and rented a UHaul to get back to BR


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kingbob
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
A different roommate seemingly was up at all hours of the day and night, yet was always up crazy early in the morning to work out. He was a creole cowboy from Lake Charles area and made the best damn pork chops and gravy I’ve ever had. Anyways, he would come home to the apartment at like 3:00am and start a load of clothes and banging pots and pans around in the kitchen. So, I would come out and be like “dude, it’s 3:00am, what the hell is going on?” He turned to me and said, “brah, just making some pork chops! You want some?” I just looked at him like he was nuts, and then just gave up and said “...yeah.” So we ate pork chops and gravy at 3:30am, and they were delicious.


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