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LuckyTiger
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Guy sounds awesome.


anc
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
My freshman year at State, I was placed with a guy who was in the band. He wasn't bad - he was always either practicing or hanging with his band friends.

One afternoon, I come back to the room and his parents are there and he is packing his stuff. He had been caught with marijuana and his parents were making him come home. This was like in October. I said sorry, dude and kind of walked out.

Him mom ran me down and apologized and said what a good influence I was and she was so sorry to have raised a degenerate, etc. I assured her that I had no idea any of that was going on so I did not think it was all that bad.

Housing made me move, which was ridiculous and I ended up rooming with a gay guy that openly smoked marijuana in the dorm room. I complained and asked to be moved to no avail. He didn't come back in the spring and I ended up having a single room even though Housing still thought he lived there. I just never said anything and my RA didn't give two shits.


Story 2: The general consensus at the time at MSU was to live in dorm freshman year then move out to an apartment/house for the rest of college.

Four of us guys rented a decent house in a neighborhood. We weren't wild or always throwing parties, but would have visitors and such. One of my roommates had a really hot girlfriend that had no problems walking through the house in her bra and panties. One time I walked in on her and she was completely naked in the living room. I'm shying away and apologizing and she's like Shit, its your house- have you never seen a naked girl before?

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Nado Jenkins83
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Roommate brought a girl back from reggie's. I'm still in the living room watch tv at 330 am and he comes out with puke on his white T. I started making fun of him and hes like no it's not mine. So I walk back there and there is puke all over the place. So he slept in the 3rd bedroom. I moved his truck around the corner and told the girl he was at work when she woke up. Then we went dump the mattress


The Torch
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I never had roommates because I'm not a poor


Mufassa
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Lived with a Chinaman one year. Me and my Louisiana buddy noticed that there were often soiled toilet paper wads in the wastebasket next to the toilet. We knew it was him, but we didn’t want to overtly accuse him, so we had a “house conversation” where we just let “everyone” know that from now on, we’re instituting a “new” rule that we’d all flush toilet paper down the toilet.


kingbob
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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Guy sounds awesome


Dude was a champ. He had the meanest bitchiest gf, though, and they fought in person and on the phone ALL THE TIME! He was just the nicest dude trying to stay calm while you could hear her screaming through the phone. All of my gf-at-the-time’s friends kept praying he’d dump her so they could move in on him (One of them literally drooled over him, lol) but he never broke up with her. They’re married now
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Big Block Stingray
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Tshiz
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I never had roommates because I'm not a poor


Then you’ve never lived


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Cheesy Beaver
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
My roommate sold weed to Odell Beckham and Sam montgomery


Louie
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Yeah he was the craziest bastard I ever knew. He watched animal house one night and poured mustard all over himself and smashed a Guitar...

Of course I’ve had a my share of damn did I do that nights.


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yurintroubl
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
One of mine fell out a second story window in just his boxers leaning into a squall line singing "Riders on the Storm".... Landed ON a dense hedge row below. We were in the next room. We heard him singing his arse off... then silence. Had to call us to let him back in.


ETA:

Figured I'd share something besides the ol' "We stole a golf cart and knocked off a twinkie truck" story I've already mentioned a couple times.
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auzach91
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I did random roommate my freshman year and got a strange little fella. All he did was work out and play WOW. Me and the other roommate asked him to leave after the first year. Fast forward 4 years and I get a call from my roommate I had the entire time that he just saw a news story on the kid. Shot at cops over some weed and now serving life in prison.


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As for the other roommate, his grandpa started Orkin pest control. Kids family is FILTHY rich. They own orkin, rollins security, a boat company, founder/owner of Dover Racetrack and the casino on it, the Ritz Carlton in Jamaica and a shite ton of land in Okechobee Florida. His grandpa used to fly him and all of the grandkids once every couple of months to have a meeting and he would bring in big business people to share secrets and shite with them. I remember one was the Bushs baked beans guy . One of the nicest and most humble people you could ever meet and drove a damn PT Cruiser
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RebelRye
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RebelRye
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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Jim Rockford

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Roommate walked in on me reading a Playgirl one time. I am a Brother Martin grad.


FIFY


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Klingler7
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Had a roommate in spring of 87 who had too much to drink. He woke up in a dark dorm room and pissed on the carpet. The piss and vomit sent me to an unused quiet room.

Roommate in 1989, was a tall fairly good looking man. He was a starting QB for a smaller Texas university until he was involved in a car crash a few years prior. He did suffer some slight brain damage as he was ejected from the vehicle. He was lucky to survive but his football days were over. He had daddy’s money so he drove a BMW and drove through Houston like a wild man. Being slow mentally did not hamper him as he found many a woman in his bed. One night he left the dorm window shutters ajar and my buddy and I saw him jacking his monkey...lol. We never said anything to him.



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landmanner
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
Snuck in roommate's bed room and put a freezing cold spoon on his nut sack while he was doing the nasty on a girl he picked up.


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LuckyTiger
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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really hot girlfriend that had no problems walking through the house in her bra and panties.



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lowhound
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
I've got tons of stories, too many to try and recap without some whiskey and a campfire. I'm just glad I was in college before the time of camera phones, or I would definitely been kicked out of school, or in jail (again) or something.


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LuckyTiger
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
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I moved his truck around the corner and told the girl he was at work when she woke up. Then we went dump the mattress

Good man.


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VolsOut4Harambe
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re: Funny College Roommate Stories?
My roommate freshman year came in one night drunk and tripping after drinking an entire 5th of vodka and doing shrooms. He was talking to himself as if there were people in the room. He got up and pissed in the shower instead of the toilet and didn't bother to clean it up or at least rinse it down the drain.

The next morning I promptly alerted him of what he did the previous night and told him to clean it up. He went into the shower, came out, and said "that's not piss, that's water." I was like "how do you know?" He goes, "because I tasted it."

He got kicked out of UT before our first semester was done for fighting cops after getting arrested for public indecency.


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