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re: Friend getting kicked out of house tomorrow for a dildo party
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:34 am to notiger1997
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:34 am to notiger1997
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clit stimulators
Is that the candy that we used to call Pop Rocks when we were kids?
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:35 am to notiger1997
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Yeah, they get all kind of lotions, creams, clit stimulators, etc. It def. makes the women ready to get their freak on for a while.
And every woman that attends will order something. If only because they don't want to not support their friend selling the items.
Just like any other party like that where the person is selling something. You feel bad if you don't buy one thing from it.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:35 am to Evil Little Thing
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These are pretty common
How many dildo parties have you been to?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:35 am to MorbidTheClown
If I was the friend, and I'm not gay so I'm not, I would be buying a couple liters of vodka and some box wine. Leave some cash in the purse, and plan on a good weekend.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:35 am to notiger1997
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dildo party
Hey look! The new smoke detectors arrived today!
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:37 am to S
I don't understand this. Would it be acceptable to kick your wife out of the house and have a pocket pussy party with your home boys?
And another thing, fake tits. What if dudes started getting testicle implants. "I was thinking golf balls, but frick it Doc, set me up with the tennis ball series. We're going big."
And another thing, fake tits. What if dudes started getting testicle implants. "I was thinking golf balls, but frick it Doc, set me up with the tennis ball series. We're going big."
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:37 am to S
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:37 am to Tigeralum2008
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:39 am to Clyde Tipton
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Would it be acceptable to kick your wife out of the house and have a pocket pussy party with your home boys?
It's the same concept as a woman having a Tupperware party. Women since the 50s have been selling various products to friends/relatives in this manner. Makes the woman think she can earn some extra money.
Also....would you kick your wife out of the house if you were involved with fantasy football and were hosting people over for the draft thingy yall do?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:40 am to Clyde Tipton
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And another thing, fake tits. What if dudes started getting testicle implants. "I was thinking golf balls, but frick it Doc, set me up with the tennis ball series. We're going big."
ok, this just got weird.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:40 am to lsunurse
Hell naw she would be halftime entertainment 
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:41 am to S
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Any of you baws been in this predicament or any LLOTOT got the urge to have a dildo party?
i have a friend* who was a real conservative christian dude who started banging his secretary. left his wife and kids. during the long drawn out process, he got herpes. he was like "WTF, sidepiece, you're the only one i'm sleeping with." she says... oh i was at a sex toy party and we were swapping toys. must have gotten it from there.
*probably former friend if he doesn't pull his head out of his arse.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:43 am to S
How come married women can buy these and married men cannot go out and bang hookers?
Either way you are paying to get off
There was a older woman on a co-ed softball team I played on that did this for a living. Once I found out it was really hard looking at her the same way. I just kept wondering how many dildos she has taken.
Either way you are paying to get off
There was a older woman on a co-ed softball team I played on that did this for a living. Once I found out it was really hard looking at her the same way. I just kept wondering how many dildos she has taken.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:55 am to Athis
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:01 am to S
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That's what i said. He was really only mad bc he just got a xbox one and was planning on playing all day tomorrow.
There's a wealth of material here for you to frick with him about being intimidated by his woman's new dong
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:01 am to S
Are batteries included?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:03 am to S
Wife went to one of these.
She said it was hilarious and everyone was playing it off like they weren't going to order anything, then at the end, everyone quietly filled out an order form
Several hot women were there and I'd kill to see that order list.
She said it was hilarious and everyone was playing it off like they weren't going to order anything, then at the end, everyone quietly filled out an order form
Several hot women were there and I'd kill to see that order list.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:04 am to TheCaterpillar
Seems like something for a Bachelorette Party
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:04 am to DarthRebel
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How come married women can buy these and married men cannot go out and bang hookers?
Either way you are paying to get off
I wish this logic made a lick of sense, because I would use it
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:04 am to MorbidTheClown
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he should welcome this. she will be primed and ready afterwards.
Not if his GF comes home with a 10 inch dildo
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